| All my girlfriends enrolled to the striptease courses. Do you think if I should go with them? |
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| - Sure, final exam |
| And why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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| - I'm worrying that you could tear your mouth because of my big sized cock. |
| Are you an early bird or an owl? |
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| - This depends on the amount of booze drunk, and the hardness of my dick. |
| Did you have any virgins? Have you deflowered at least a single bitch? |
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| - I didn't even count. Virgin are so naive. Fuck as much as you wish. |
| Do you believe in signs and destiny? |
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| - I was born in rabbit year. That's why my dick so strong. |
| Do you have a gun? Will you teach me how to shoot? |
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| - Yeah, and even a knife. You're safe with me. We can shoot in a forest. |
| Do you know how to make a French kiss? |
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| - I always confuse... |
| Do you like cooking? What about a supper for your girl? |
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| - It much simpler to order food, and enjoy each other in bed. |
| Do you like dancing? Whippy asses turn me on. |
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| - Do male dancers turn you on? I wouldn't mind playing with your butt. |
| Do you like women of your age, or older ones? |
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| - Younger ones, it's so much easier to cheat them |
| Ever skydived? |
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| - I've jumped out of airplanes and off skyscrapers. Nothing beats that kind of adrenaline and thrill! |
| Have you already seen my new tattoo? Guess where it is |
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| - NOT elegant leg or pussy |
| How do you treat girls with a silicon breast? |
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| - Cant be too many tits |
| How is your mood today? |
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| - I didn't jack off in the morning, and I keep thinking about sex. Won't you help me with a hand? |
| I noticed that you often stare at my tits… |
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| - Well my Ex... |
| I read that there are three times more erogenous zones on the woman body comparing to the man's one. |
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| - I Hope you have atleast three ... |
| I remember we played doctor in our childhood, Boys adored showing their dicks to us. |
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| - Yeah, it's cool to surprise a babe with a dick. I do this in an elevator, and jerk at the bitches. |
| I saw a girl in a skirt and without panties in a restaurant today... |
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| - cool. she must be playful.. |
| I've always dreamt of a boyfriend bringing a cup of coffee in bed... |
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| - With a cream? I'd cum in a cup for you! |
| I've got a friend who is blonde. I'm curious if her pussy is also blonde. |
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| - Peep on her in a bathroom or shower room. And make a picture for me. |
| I'm always impressed by people who speak more than one language. |
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| - Oh, I'm a cunning linguist all right, if you get my drift! |
| I'm curious if you're attentive to your girls. Do you remember their periods? |
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| - Missing |
| I'm still waiting when you'll start talking about asses. My ex was only talking about it. |
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| - Most likely you ass fucked too much, that's why he sticked to your ass. |
| I've been dreaming of a trip for a very long time. I dream of new places, and new acquaintances. |
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| - New acquaintances?... |
| Imagine the most romantic evening in your life... |
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| - 18 year old whore blows me.... |
| Imagine you got a million bucks, How would you spend it? |
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| - 500 fat chicks |
| It would be so great if I were on a desert island... |
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| - Yeah. No one would disturb us. And only your moans would break the silence. |
| Look, that bitch has shorts that look like my underpants. She's going almost naked... |
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| - I don't like when girls dress so vulgar, and show everything. |
| Look, there’s a girl spinning on a chair. She definitely had an ass fuck, and it hurts now… |
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| - I don't know who fuck her like that... |
| Most likely you should have a cool tattoo on your chest. Will you show it? |
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| - if your in a bed with me, you'll be able to review my tattos.... |
| My ex-boyfriend couldn't do anything in bed. I always masturbated after sex with him. |
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| - Trust me, you'll forget about masturbating after meeting my huge cock. |
| My ex was a fan of soccer, fishing and other entertainments for men. |
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| - I don't like it. Soccer is ok but fishing is boring. |
| Once I was riding a horse at the beach on my date. |
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| - Cool. I would ride your ass afterwards. |
| One of the most important qualities a fellow could have is a sense of humor... |
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| - It's cool to harshly blow air into a vagina when you lick a girlfriend's pussy. |
| Scars adorn men. Did you fight for life and death? |
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| - I don't like fighting..... |
| So what's your hobby-horse? What can you do best? |
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| - Is 5 orgasm enough for you? |
| Tell me, how do you usually finish your day? |
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| - I often jack off before sleeping, but I hope you will replace my hand with your mouth. |
| Tell me, what did you do this morning? |
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| - As always, I took a shower, and started doing various things. I was working before meeting you. |
| What are your plans? Cinema, Zoo Theater? |
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| - Cinema |
| What cheers you up? |
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| - Two... Three... Four chicks. I'm ass fucking the first one, the second one is blowing me, the third is licking my balls, while the fourth one is kissing. |
| What do you do in the morning? |
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| - Missing |
| What do you like most in girls? |
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| - I won't lie; I look primarily at a breast. Especially if I see nipples through clothing. |
| What do you think about open relationships? |
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| - Honestly I..... |
| What do you think of pumped up lips? Do you think if I should correct my ones? |
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| - I remember a whore was blowing me off with such lips. I still remember her! |
| What music do you listen? |
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| - I like club music. I like noisy parties, a lot of alcohol, and funny girls. |
| Will you forgive a betrayal? Or will fuck one off? |
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| - It depends. If a chick is good and blows great, I can forgive her monkey tricks. |
| Would you jerk on me if I send you a picture of myself naked? |
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| - I would print a picture, cum at it, and send it to you! |
| Would you rather have a boy or a girl? |
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| - Not enough fun |
| And how jealous are you? Do you allow other fellows to use your bitch? |
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| - Well, we can make a threesome with my friend. We often change like that. |
| You have tattoo can you show me? |
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| - Missing |
| Do you like women of your age, or older ones? |
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| - I like younger ones. I like unexperienced women; It's easier to cheat them. |
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