Thread: Fake Lay

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Yea i was just being dumb. I thought you had to click on every crab before the timer ran out. It's pretty easy imo. I already got sanshi's scene in the five tries it gave me. It's not rigged/luck based like the dang soccer one. That one was a nightmare. On this one it's basically up to you whether you get it or not. This one uses tracking and memory not much skill. There is also set positions for the crabs if im correct. But it may be different for every girl. Also it's not the same EVERY time but ive found it being in certain places on certain levels very often. Maybe the wiki could pick up on this and it could be very easy to finish the later girls.

This is pretty straight forward, but I'm having a hard time -sorta. I get up to 9 or 10 easily and then FAIL at 9 or 10 consistently. I really struggling with my five tries even with the two lives they give me.

I honestly had a WAY easier time with the soccer game. It sucked at first, but once I figured out the trick it was extremely easy. I just had to spare the moment to clear all the girls. If you led the goalie way left(with the mouse) and then kick it way left, she dives way left. After that you just kick goals into the top right of the net and it takes her at least six kicks to even get over to that side of the goal. Now you have a streak. Hit targets on the opposite side of the goalie and keep your streak up. She can't block a right-side kick from the left and she can't block a left-side kick from the the right. Just keep her on extreme ends of the net and she can't get to your kicks. Once you have a streak, targets are worth A LOT. You can earn quadruple the points you need for each round. I pretty much only worried about the targets that explode (land mines) -you can miss all the pink and white targets and obviously you need to avoid the sea mines.

It's hard to justify bothering with swimsuits now, since we just got through with the soccer event which offered transparent body paint.

I too found the soccer event easy. After getting the pattern down, I never lost a match. It just got super boring towards the end. Each match took about 10 minutes and didn't help my carpel tunnel any. Only lost maybe 3~4 times at the very beginning.

Just wondering if anyone else is experiencing problems with stamina and percentage bonus either very low or not working this week?

Latest is a Geeky with a couple of hundred K better strength and almost the same speed and critical damage as my Twins but with 2k less Stamina and no bonus compared to my 60% beating me by 49 to 59 seconds. Previously, that balance wouldn't have let my opponent get near me and similar results have been the normal all this week.

Just me or a game change/glitch?

Not really happy with this crab mini game, why couldn't it be like the getting clean mini game?, but gathering points instead of finding crabs, always get to like round 9 and lose, so annoying

I try for 2 days but it's hard , very hard i will give my acc acces if sombody can win that for me

Originally Posted by Unregistered

It's hard to justify bothering with swimsuits now, since we just got through with the soccer event which offered transparent body paint.

You do know, you can just undress your girls completely Also, the body paints mostly do not look good. Some of the normal lingerie looks nice, but normal clothing has the drawback of ... normal clothing. Too much of it.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I too found the soccer event easy. After getting the pattern down, I never lost a match. It just got super boring towards the end. Each match took about 10 minutes and didn't help my carpel tunnel any. Only lost maybe 3~4 times at the very beginning.

Lucky you. I gave up after maby 10 outfits.

A tip for your clicking hand. Use the keyboard mouse in Windows. If you have much clicking to do, you can jam Num 5 and Num Plus for clicks instead of your clicking fingers.

Originally Posted by MaryGurll

Just wondering if anyone else is experiencing problems with stamina and percentage bonus either very low or not working this week?

Latest is a Geeky with a couple of hundred K better strength and almost the same speed and critical damage as my Twins but with 2k less Stamina and no bonus compared to my 60% beating me by 49 to 59 seconds. Previously, that balance wouldn't have let my opponent get near me and similar results have been the normal all this week.

Just me or a game change/glitch?

I did not pay much attention and the win/loose stats are suspected to be only show anyways. But there is supposed to be a non zero chance to win, even if you have less in all the stats. And vice versa very likely a chance to loose, no matter your stats.

I had the impression the last maybe two weeks, that I am not matched against better girls as much, as I used to be.

Sooner or later they might "compress" the range in which opponents are valid. Currently the most important "stat" is playtime.

Or in another question: what is the supposed outcome of a match against your own stats? 50% win? And how much higher/lower do the stats have to be for 25% and 75% win chance?

The old formula that was posted many pages ago was something like your stamina/1000 as your minimum chance to win. And somehow modified by opponent stamina, which in case of the xmax event canceled out to 1. So 10k stam/1k should have given 10% minimum chance to win. No matter the stats. Since then the formula was moved server side and could have changed.

If this is still the mechanism and if it is symetric, you have a minimum chance to loose based on the stamina of the opponent. And staminas are rising higher and higher...

But this is all speculation. I mostly cannot observe any statistical relevant data, since I am not really matched against players with near exactly my stats. Either I have way more or the opponent has way more. But I tend to suspect, the fight roll is not symetrical and you only have a non zero chance to win.

Originally Posted by MaryGurll

Just wondering if anyone else is experiencing problems with stamina and percentage bonus either very low or not working this week?

Latest is a Geeky with a couple of hundred K better strength and almost the same speed and critical damage as my Twins but with 2k less Stamina and no bonus compared to my 60% beating me by 49 to 59 seconds. Previously, that balance wouldn't have let my opponent get near me and similar results have been the normal all this week.

Just me or a game change/glitch?

Could the cards be having an effect on your game? Like, do they activate for defense as well as offense? I have not yet noticed anyone using one against me but I have used an ‘increase stamina’ card and a ‘suck 4 times faster card’ and got a win against impossible odds.

Originally Posted by Breazy

I try for 2 days but it's hard , very hard i will give my acc acces if sombody can win that for me

You don’t need to do this. I now have several swim suits & cards, and I am kinda cheating. I am in a small Discord group with folks that play similar games to those that I play. Discord offers ‘screen sharing’. I just got 3 of my friends to share my screen and keep an eye on different crabs. Two watch the left crab and 2 watch the right crab. Then just pick the correct ones. (This also caused one of those buddies to get a nutaku account and start playing Fake-Lay, the other two fear they will throw too much money at it, no self-control )

I would not mind creating a Fake-Lay Discord Chat (or joining one if it already exists) then sharing your screens* to help you track the crabs. Naturally, it would be great for y’all to return the favor when I need help.


*if screen sharing makes you nervous due to the sharing of video & audio you can disable the video & audio in the settings. Normally when I do things like this I just disable the video, you can also stick a bit of tape over the camera. Still this option is way better than sharing your user & password with someone so they can catch your crabs.
Discord article on screen sharing and video call settings:
https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en...ng-Video-Calls

i don't know how it works. I'm playing it on my android and when i pick a crab, it doesn't do anything and the timer runs out. i didn't even win the first one because i don't know how it works. help please???

so the event it;s very hard with 2 crabs any i deea how to make it easy

One crab is easy...how do you track two crabs at the same time? Occasionally I can keep an eye on #2, but usually I just guess, and you only get one wrong guess