Thread: Fake Lay

Originally Posted by Unregistered

It's hard to justify bothering with swimsuits now, since we just got through with the soccer event which offered transparent body paint.

You do know, you can just undress your girls completely Also, the body paints mostly do not look good. Some of the normal lingerie looks nice, but normal clothing has the drawback of ... normal clothing. Too much of it.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I too found the soccer event easy. After getting the pattern down, I never lost a match. It just got super boring towards the end. Each match took about 10 minutes and didn't help my carpel tunnel any. Only lost maybe 3~4 times at the very beginning.

Lucky you. I gave up after maby 10 outfits.

A tip for your clicking hand. Use the keyboard mouse in Windows. If you have much clicking to do, you can jam Num 5 and Num Plus for clicks instead of your clicking fingers.

Originally Posted by MaryGurll

Just wondering if anyone else is experiencing problems with stamina and percentage bonus either very low or not working this week?

Latest is a Geeky with a couple of hundred K better strength and almost the same speed and critical damage as my Twins but with 2k less Stamina and no bonus compared to my 60% beating me by 49 to 59 seconds. Previously, that balance wouldn't have let my opponent get near me and similar results have been the normal all this week.

Just me or a game change/glitch?

I did not pay much attention and the win/loose stats are suspected to be only show anyways. But there is supposed to be a non zero chance to win, even if you have less in all the stats. And vice versa very likely a chance to loose, no matter your stats.

I had the impression the last maybe two weeks, that I am not matched against better girls as much, as I used to be.

Sooner or later they might "compress" the range in which opponents are valid. Currently the most important "stat" is playtime.

Or in another question: what is the supposed outcome of a match against your own stats? 50% win? And how much higher/lower do the stats have to be for 25% and 75% win chance?

The old formula that was posted many pages ago was something like your stamina/1000 as your minimum chance to win. And somehow modified by opponent stamina, which in case of the xmax event canceled out to 1. So 10k stam/1k should have given 10% minimum chance to win. No matter the stats. Since then the formula was moved server side and could have changed.

If this is still the mechanism and if it is symetric, you have a minimum chance to loose based on the stamina of the opponent. And staminas are rising higher and higher...

But this is all speculation. I mostly cannot observe any statistical relevant data, since I am not really matched against players with near exactly my stats. Either I have way more or the opponent has way more. But I tend to suspect, the fight roll is not symetrical and you only have a non zero chance to win.

Originally Posted by MaryGurll

Just wondering if anyone else is experiencing problems with stamina and percentage bonus either very low or not working this week?

Latest is a Geeky with a couple of hundred K better strength and almost the same speed and critical damage as my Twins but with 2k less Stamina and no bonus compared to my 60% beating me by 49 to 59 seconds. Previously, that balance wouldn't have let my opponent get near me and similar results have been the normal all this week.

Just me or a game change/glitch?

Could the cards be having an effect on your game? Like, do they activate for defense as well as offense? I have not yet noticed anyone using one against me but I have used an ‘increase stamina’ card and a ‘suck 4 times faster card’ and got a win against impossible odds.

Originally Posted by Breazy

I try for 2 days but it's hard , very hard i will give my acc acces if sombody can win that for me

You don’t need to do this. I now have several swim suits & cards, and I am kinda cheating. I am in a small Discord group with folks that play similar games to those that I play. Discord offers ‘screen sharing’. I just got 3 of my friends to share my screen and keep an eye on different crabs. Two watch the left crab and 2 watch the right crab. Then just pick the correct ones. (This also caused one of those buddies to get a nutaku account and start playing Fake-Lay, the other two fear they will throw too much money at it, no self-control )

I would not mind creating a Fake-Lay Discord Chat (or joining one if it already exists) then sharing your screens* to help you track the crabs. Naturally, it would be great for y’all to return the favor when I need help.


*if screen sharing makes you nervous due to the sharing of video & audio you can disable the video & audio in the settings. Normally when I do things like this I just disable the video, you can also stick a bit of tape over the camera. Still this option is way better than sharing your user & password with someone so they can catch your crabs.
Discord article on screen sharing and video call settings:
https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en...ng-Video-Calls

thx man can i add you on discord for helping me i dont have an friends what paly fake lay

Originally Posted by Breazy

thx man can i add you on discord for helping me i dont have an friends what paly fake lay

no worries, dude. here is a Fake-Lay channel I just created:
https://discord.gg/c5AjeN

I will try to add all the info in the wiki over the next few days. if I am online I am ready to help anyone track crabs. naturally, you need to help me track them as well.

Does anyone know how to challenge different girls when it comes to the checkerboard thing? I can never “fight” other girls except for the first two.

Anyone having any luck with the crab minigame? I've only managed to beat it once, and it feels like that was through luck. Like others say, the 9th and 10th levels are just too difficult to overcome for me.

Originally Posted by 420gamer

no worries, dude. here is a Fake-Lay channel I just created:


I will try to add all the info in the wiki over the next few days. if I am online I am ready to help anyone track crabs. naturally, you need to help me track them as well.

Hey man can i join that discord too? Im having trouble tracking the crabs especially when two of them steal the chick's things

Originally Posted by 420gamer

no worries, dude. here is a Fake-Lay channel I just created:


I will try to add all the info in the wiki over the next few days. if I am online I am ready to help anyone track crabs. naturally, you need to help me track them as well.

Can I get an invite as well? Not so much for the crabs but just a continuing community.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Can I get an invite as well? Not so much for the crabs but just a continuing community.

same here.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Can I get an invite as well? Not so much for the crabs but just a continuing community.

Sure anyone & everyone can join. It is an open channel. I am not always there, still everyone can help each other.

https://discord.gg/c5AjeN