Thread: The Misadventures of Archer Bro(nze)

I'm going to say Ars. He looks to me like the kind of guy who would be involved in those shenanigans.

This was brilliant! I giggled. I giggled a lot! More please

Oh Kotono, if there is issue with the language in this post, yell and I'll edit it.

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>Be bronze archer in the Prince's army.
>Hunt for some meat, bring it back to barracks for cooking.
>Wonder why the only cook in this army is Mortimer when the majority of members are women.
>Grumble about Prince's latest antics with other like-minded men.
>Lean back on bench and touch a damp spot.
>Conrad: "That smells of woman. Who had sex here?"
>Awkward silence. Everyone's thinking the same thing: 'who else?'
>Attempt to take everyone's mind off by mentioning tomorrow's activities.
>Mortimer: "We're gonna drag that lad away from all his pussy and party up!"

>One boat trip and a manly brawl later, get a pile of booze drops.
>Prince brings out his secret stash of Millennium Wine.
>Only silvers and above are invited to drink.
>Crash in bed early, none of the other Irons and Bronzes wanted to hold a consolation party.
>Next evening, continue the grumbling from last time.
>Mortimer: "I won't allow you to diss the Prince! That man is alright."
>What happened at that party?

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>Be bronze archer in the Prince's army.
>Deployed in toxic swamp today, next to new recruit: Spica.
>It's her first mission in this army.
>Don't get hopes up, you know the inevitable future.
>Shoot down gargoyles and such, at least this is enjoyable.
>Spica having a hard time with her frail constitution.
>Prince doesn't even show up for this mission: "there's nowhere for me to stand"
>Be a sympathetic ear to Spica badmouthing Prince for sending them out here.
>Spica just shot down a dragon. It dropped a diamond as it died.
>Cough cough, can't take these toxic fumes anymore, where are the healers?
>Just before going unconscious, get relieved to make room for a healer.

>Back at the barracks, you wake up to see Christopher tending to your health.
>Couldn't it have been Alyssa or Dorca at least?
>Thank him for his work and ask what happened to Spica.
>Christopher: "In her room, being attended to."
>The way he said it already gives bad vibes.
>Sure enough, there's a trail of flowers near her room. You can still smell the swamp's acrid fumes on them.
>Prince comes out of the room, you hide.
>A while later, Spica comes out too. You ask her how she feels.
>She's gushing in a very roundabout way that the Prince may not be as bad as she first thought.
>Special mention for the diamond he just gifted her.
>Isn't that the same diamond that dropped from her own kill?

Pretty good. You may want to put the little greater than sign (>) before each paragraph to keep the tradition though.

Anon who made the Mehlis one, reporting.
Posting with some slight adjustments.

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>Be bronze archer in the Prince's army.
>Finally get to know this new mage girl, Mehlis.
>Barbastroff is so proud of her, how fast she is learning under his wing.
>She's easy to hang with.
>Although she doesnt stop talking when the topic of magic comes into play.
>If anything I find that charming.
>Be talking to her on a day off during lunch
>"Oh well, time for todays lesson". she says.
>She seems awfully happy about it
>I bid her goodbye and go to do something around the castle.
>Walk around a bit and come across Barbastroff.
>"Oh hey, lesson done already?"
>He just raises an eyebrow.
>Awkward silence follows.
>Until a familiar giggle comes across the hallway.
>Its Mehlis and the Prince.
>They are just chatting and ha-
>"Oh for fuck's sake...."
>His hand is on her butt.
>Not only 'on her butt'.
>He's rubbing heartily.
>Barbastroff just sighs HEAVILY.
>He mumbles something along the lines of "too old for her, what's he thinking?"
>The droop on his normally proud stance was noticeable.
>They are walking towards the Prince's private barracks.
>...
>More awkward silence.
>"So... do you play cards?"

Time for a different protagonist.

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>Be IRON SOLDIER in Prince's Army.
>Not long ago, used to be a farmer's son in middle of nowhere.
>Goddess Aigis personally appeared in front of you.
>As you prostrate in worship, gives you a job offer.
>"Join the army that's fighting off the monster invasion! Oh and 70% of its members are beautiful women."
>Sign up without a second thought.

>Learn quickly that those "70% of members" are only interested in Prince.
>Feel down, couldn't you get close to just one girl?
>Hear rumour in mens' barracks of a mission where Prince has sworn not to touch the rescued maidens.
>Volunteer for it at earliest opportunity.
>"What I lack in skill, I'll make up for in spirit!"
>Find yourself in a toxic swamp, facing a pack of rabid wolves fast closing in.
>Anything to save a girl Prince won't touch.
>Thanks to bronze archer bros and Christopher, you survive the onslaught.
>Now where are these grateful girls?
>"Thanks for rescuing me! I'll work hard to get you lots of experience!"
>Wait... she's smaller than your fist.
>Blab your thoughts aloud while in a daze.
>"You wanted sexual experience? I can do that too. Want now?"
>You will not sink that low. It hurts, but you will not sink that low.
>Bronze bro puts a hand on your shoulder.
>"Welcome to Prince's army!"
>What a hazing.

Might as well post this here.

Part 1

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>Be Bronze Archer in the Prince's army
>It's the weekly game night
>Conrad's out on business
>Something about a new contraption he wanted to try out
>Playing cards with the other Bronzes for now
>All of us just ignoring the thumping and shaking from upstairs
>We definitely didn't hear any moans
>Suddenly, one of us speaks up
>It's Bergan, our signature Bronze Bandit
>The guy's popular with the woman of the villages we pass through despite being a bandit
>You can even say it's because he's a bandit
>His good looks go without saying
>Of course, most of us Bronzes are popular with girls outside the army
>It's just that they can't compare with the ones in it
>"How about a panty raid?"
>The idea's so random we just stare in shock
>He quickly explains
>"Since the Prince is usually banging the girls every weekend..."
>Bronze Soldier Hector looks like he's about to cry
>"They're likely to not be in their barracks"
>Looks of understanding start to appear
>No girls in their barracks means no people in their barracks
>No people in the girls' barracks mean we can get in easily and take a few pieces of underwear here and there
>We'd have to be fast of course
>As the rest of us showed interest we discussed our plans
>It was decided that we would go the next weekend, as it was the first of the next month
>The next few days passed with us secretly making moves
>A few cloth bags from the storage place
>Some clean rags from the kitchen
>The day of judgement finally came

Part 2

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>All the Bronzes were here
>Of particular note were Bergan, Roy, and fellow archer Wilfred
>Bergan as the leader, Roy as the magic user, Wilfred as the stealth expert
>Wilfred had scouted a bit earlier and noticed the girls had gone for a "girls' night" at the nearby town
>That gave us a few hours to work with
>Roy activated a spell that he learned from our resident trickster, Calliope
>Said it would make us invisible
>We wanted to question it but remembered a certain incident
>The Irons had heard the moans of a woman being fucked in the mess hall
>However, no such woman was to be found
>Of course
>It had to be her and the Prince
>Silently cursing the luck of that bastard, we were all turned invisible by Roy
>We brazenly walked through the front entrance
>Why?
>We were invisible
>Though we could see each other
>After a brief discussion about when to meet back, we split up
>I headed over to the room belonging to Daniela
>What the fuck
>They really are fucking huge
>The bra had to be close to 100
>And her boobs still couldn't completely fit in it
>Headed to a couple other rooms

Part 3

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>Next thing I knew, all the Bronzes ended up gathered in front of one door
>It belonged to Soma
>There was hesitation
>After all, it's Soma, one of the army's top idols
>That, and there were noises coming from behind the door
>A look was shared
>We're invisible right?
>I volunteered and slowly opened the door
>It's Soma
>She's fucking someone
>Who?
>Do you even have to ask?
>Of course it's the Prince
>Soma doesn't seem to notice the door opening
>But the Prince does
>He stares right at me
>Can he see me?
>That's impossible
>I checked a mirror and couldn't see anything
>Yet he's staring directly into my eyes
>Then I remember the incident in the mess hall with the Irons
>Of course he'd know about the invisibility spell
>I'm starting to sweat
>What do I do?
>The Prince stares a bit longer, then procedes to fuck Soma harder
>A loud slapping noise echoes in the room
>At the same time, the Prince slightly points his chin in the direction of Soma's drawer
>The message is clear
>Go ahead, I'll distract her
>Tears well up in my eyes
>The Prince truly is a good person
>Of course, it's probably because he get some whenever he wants
>I hurriedly raid Soma's drawer and rush out the room, closing the door softly
>The others all sigh in relief before splitting up again
>An hour or so later, we're back at the meeting place
>The effect of the invisibility spell has faded
>The girls still haven't returned so we decide to head out the same way we came
>Right before we open the door Bergan pales in front of the window
>It's the girls
>We all duck below the windows in fright
>We're doomed
>We'll probably get tortured for this
>Girls can be cruel when pissed
>Even more so if it's Fedora

Part 4

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>Then our savior appears
>It's the Prince
>Soma's not with him so she's probably sleeping
>He walks right past us and out the door
>As he heads towards the girls he sends us a quick glance before shouting a message to the girls
>"Follow me for some fun and I'll double this month's pay!"
>The girls excitedly follow him as he heads in a direction away from the barracks
>All of us Bronzes are crying manly tears
>The Prince has showed us that he is a true brother to his men
>That doesn't change the fact that he's a lucky bastard though
>We stand up and brazenly walk out the front door, promising to remember this moment in our hearts
>Standing outside is that new Iron Soldier
>His eyes are wide, mouth open, and he just dropped his training sword
>We make a mad rush to grab him and knock him out before he can scream
>Later, we all ended up having to give him a portion of our month's pay and some of the panties to silence him
>Despite being a country hick, he's surprisingly devious
>It was fucking worth it though