Well, I wrote this on 4chan in a stroke of creativity at some anon's wonderings about what the sex lives of the other males of the kingdom are like. This is the result:
>Be bronze archer in the Prince's army.
>Deployed in royal road for extra ranged support.
>I'm right next to Daniela.
>Oh jeez, she's so hot.
>Look at those tits, and how she dresses.
>She smiles at me and tells me to do my best effort.
>"Y-you too."
>Battle continues, we win with three stars.
>I think I'm going to say something to Daniela.
>"Hey, Dan-"
>The Prince appears from behind her, slapping her ass and putting his arm around her shoulder as she blushes and bites her lip.
>"Hey, good job there with the bow, soldier. I'll level you up a bit later for the male only missions."
>"T-thanks."
>They walk off.
>Oh well, maybe I'll say something to Alyssa over the-
>Oh wait, he just picked her up as well.
>Cloris is at the other side, maybe- nope, the Prince just picked her up as well.
>...guess it's playing cards with Conrad tonight as well.
>Be bronze archer in the Prince's army.
>Card's night with Conrad again.
>We all gather at the inn every week and bet our gold.
>Conrad always wins the most because no one dares to beat him for fear of him or his daughter.
>Except the Prince, of course.
>Middle of the night, I'm actually doing fairly well, doubled my salary while keeping away from Conrad's gold.
>Katie and Aria cross through the tavern.
>Conrad beckons to them to join with his thunderous voice.
>"Sorry boys, the Prince called us and said it was urgent."
>Oh god I know where this is going.
>They walk upstairs.
>Soon enough, we start hearing some creaking coming from the floor above us.
>Awkward silence.
>Aria's voice coming from above breaks it.
>"Oh yes! Oh yes! Yes, my prince, spank this naughty soldier! I've been so bad, masturbating so much when you weren't around to please me!"
>We're all just staring at our cards without actually playing.
>Some dust is falling down from the ceiling on my hand.
>Conrad says it's good to know the Prince is so lively and laughs awkwardly.
>An entire hour later, Katie and Aria come down again, their hair messed up and parts of their clothes ripped.
>"The Prince asked for your daughter, Conrad."
>They leave.
>Conrad is crying.
>Be bronze archer in the Prince's army.
>The soldiers are training in front of the castle.
>We archers have the day free, so I go make small talk with them.
>Talk a bit with Phyllis, she's always looked kind of wierd to me but she seems good hearted.
>She's actually pretty nice, even if she's very dedicated to training.
>Oh shit, the Prince is coming straight towards her.
>He hands her a fucking ruby.
>Everyone around looks away, Katie and Aria are staring and grinning.
>Here we go again, I just can't fucking compe-
>Wait, she just took her sword up?
>Holy shit she's attacking him.
>What the fuck man, that's the Prince Phyllis what are you doing.
>The rest of the soldiers have gathered around, and are at a loss of words.
>The Prince manages to beat her (of course).
>Phyllis compliments him, tells him his swordsmanship is impecable.
>He's kind of confused but returns the compliment.
>Fuck it, I start cheering.
>Everyone applauds Phyllis for the amazing match she just gave.
>A week later.
>Phyllis has become quite popular for being the first girl that resists the Prince's charms.
>Half the castle has tried to hit on her, but she remains impasive.
>She just got CC'd today, so I decide to go to her room to congratulate her.
>I approach her door.
>There's a fuckton of flowers forming a way up to it.
>Oh god please no.
>Open door.
>The Prince is right there, on the other side.
>Naked.
>We stare at each other for a moment.
>"Hey-"
>I close the door.
>I hear Phyllis from inside saying "Who was that?".
>I wonder if Conrad's playing today.
>Be bronze archer in the Prince's army.
>Hanging out with my best friend Russell.
>Turns out he's become fond of Dina, kinda like a little sister to him.
>She's really impressive, possibly the best heavy infantry in the army despite her size and age.
>As we're talking, we spot the Prince and Dina walking together.
>Wait, don't tell me... no, no, that's impossible, the Prince wouldn't take advantage of a little girl like that.
>Oh, he's just buying her ice cream, how nice of him.
>They head back to the castle.
>It's getting kind of cold, so I say my farewells to Russell and head back inside as well.
>Passing through the heavy armor's barracks on my way to my room.
>...wait, that noise sounds familiar.
>I get close to the door where it comes from.
>Oh god what the fuck those moans are from Dina.
>Are you kidding me Prince you sick fuck that's illegal.
>The moans have stopped.
>The Prince walks out, doesn't actually see me.
>Dina walks out as well, satisfied expression on her face.
>Aigis, please tell me that thing on her hair is ice cream.
>She spots me and blushes like crazy.
>I freak out right there, what the hell happened, the Prince is a pedo, is she hurt?
>She stares at me like I just killed a puppy.
>"How old do you think I am?"
>"Huh, like, 9 or 10 years old?"
>She sighs and pulls out her ID.
>She's 27.
>What the fuck.
>She's even got a degree on art history.
>Next day I'm hanging out with Russell.
>Not sure if I should tell him that he's actually the little brother.
>Not sure if I should tell him his "sister" is getting banged by the Prince as well.