Thread: Fap CEO

The reply limit is best because you don't have to keep using them for them not being a waste. Also since it seems to easily get maxed out, it would be the only good investment looking into the future. When they release new girls, the only things you really need is items and replies. When new girls are released, the higher reply limit will help because you will already have more replies available to use. Also yes it's an idle game, so how would not increasing replies be the same? It being idle would have more incentive to increase replies because you don't check as often. There's really no point in using gems on anything else anyway and when new girls get released, any multiplier, wheel spin, double shares etc will not help you get the girls photos at all. Really the whole point of leveling the company was to unlock the girls and better chests for more items. After company 10, there's really no reason to sell your company and replies is the only logical thing to spend gems on.

I'd personally like to see some reset options to choose and alter the girl's room. Like, instead of tiki statues with giant dongs, change to elephant statues with giant trunks or a squirming fresco of huge-titted girls. Or mermaids (topless, of course) in that fish tank. Just one or two things that you could choose to change in a room with each reset. Let that be tied to infinite resets once you reach company level 15. (And this feature wish includes being able to choose a different room itself; some of them have been real neat and I didn't want to move on.)

As for feature wishes, I'd also like to see the photo of the girl you currently have selected change based on her reply level. Bra and panties after a couple threads, then flashing tits, ass, etc. And this -- this I'd love to be a selection option. Let the boob lovers pin all the girls on flashing boobs, let the guys who like mystery keep them clothed, etc. Heck, tie it to costume drops from chests so you can sell keys to impatient players. Neko girl could get a cupless white tiger bra with painted stripes. Now, I'm just dreaming of being a dev.

Speaking of dreaming... ffs, those are not AA tits. So goddamn sick of games giving me girls who're so upset about their breasts and how small they are and I'm looking at them like, "Those... are pretty fucking normal." Tell me the girl is flat-chested, give me a fucking flat-chested girl. Too bad if not everyone is into that. Not everyone is into large tits. That's just the way porn works.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

However if you can consistently play every couple hours, then having a large max doesn't really help.

The limiting factor is not replys but items for replys. Waiting out your conversations is not a problem, unless you want everything now. But considering the usefullness of the other options to spend your gems, there is no harm done by increasing reply limit.

Originally Posted by malicemouser

I wish I could even say I have the same problems as this, but I can't even see the game play area. I have to blindly click to find the girls.

Is this browser or DL version? I only tried it in Chrome and the DL works for me too. The DL registers more clicks per second.

BTW: Keyboard Mouse. Standard Windows Tool. Recomended for short bursts of clickiness. Spam Num5 and Num+.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

After company 10, there's really no reason to sell your company and replies is the only logical thing to spend gems on.

Well. Yes and No. I can only speak for myself of course. But if I would play this game for the H-Pics ... I would visit any H-Site. There are plenty. I play Idle games without porn, too. So what is the incentive to play any of these games? Dunno. What was the incentive to play Tetris? I somewhat like the meta game about clickers. The math. Optimizing. Sooo, since I do play the occasional pron game, I of course try out the Idle clickers.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Speaking of dreaming... ffs, those are not AA tits. So goddamn sick of games giving me girls who're so upset about their breasts and how small they are and I'm looking at them like, "Those... are pretty fucking normal." Tell me the girl is flat-chested, give me a fucking flat-chested girl. Too bad if not everyone is into that. Not everyone is into large tits. That's just the way porn works.

Haha. Context. If you are in a warped comic reality where every girl has enourmous juggs, your normal sized fun bags do be small.

But I think, the devs just want to show off their bouncing boob animations. Not much bouncing with a real flat chest.

Originally Posted by Hornypony

Haha. Context. If you are in a warped comic reality where every girl has enourmous juggs, your normal sized fun bags do be small.

But I think, the devs just want to show off their bouncing boob animations. Not much bouncing with a real flat chest.

This is true, and in a universe with these rules, the irritation is reduced to simple opinion: "But, I like small boobs that are actually small." If that's the case, they need to remove the size references with real universe parallels or even exact matches. Calling Chloe small-breasted in a universe full of firm DDD's and up is fine; saying that those apples or lemons are AA's -- or the size of walnuts or cherries -- is just plain wrong and allows all kinds of irritated assumptions about the devs and if or where they've ever seen naked girls before.

BTW, what bonus does the computer monitor give? It's the first decoration I got and it shows random images from the gallery while the CEO faps away. I'm at level 3, which gives +300 prestige and I can see that there's some kind of upgrade at levels 4 and 6, but when I hover the mouse over any part of that, I just get an empty tooltip.

I haven't seen or noticed any bonus other than the prestige and it's the most expensive to upgrade.

Originally Posted by gendex

BTW, what bonus does the computer monitor give? It's the first decoration I got and it shows random images from the gallery while the CEO faps away. I'm at level 3, which gives +300 prestige and I can see that there's some kind of upgrade at levels 4 and 6, but when I hover the mouse over any part of that, I just get an empty tooltip.

I haven't seen or noticed any bonus other than the prestige and it's the most expensive to upgrade.

I guess everybody gets that as their first deco. And it sucks. At lvl 4 it costs more than other decos at lvl 10. And it only gives prestige.

The decos are different. They have a primary and a secondary effect. Primary is what it says it does. Like reduzing reply time by a few seconds. Secondary is prestige. And here it gets interesting. Not all decos are equal. I see 4 types so far. 1) expensive and low prestige and no primary effect - the screen saver 2) level = 100x prestige 3) level = 200x prestige 4) level = 150x prestige. It gets even more confusing, since I have one that gives company multiplier and one that gives prestige "power". No clue if these are separate multiplier or added to existing multis. Same for "tapping" power.

1. Screensaver, lvl 4, no primary effect, +400 prestige, next lvl 13k
2. Neon Sign, lvl 8, +1.6x shares, +1.6k pres, next lvl 2.2k
3. Toy Box, lvl 6, -6.0% girl lvl cost reduction, +1.2k pres, next lvl 1.1k
4. Vase, lvl 14, +2.8x company multiplier, +2.8k pres, next lvl 2.1k
5. Trophy, lvl 7, -210s Reply time, +700 pres, next lvl 848
6. Radio, lvl 8, -8% girl upgrade cost, +1.6k pres, next lvl 1k
7. Lamp, lvl 13, +400 Prestige Power, +1.3k pres, next lvl 786
8. Nutaku Poster, lvl 11, +550x Starting Money, +1.1k pres, next lvl 578
9. Sport Equipment, lvl 13, +4.5x Tapping Power, +2k pres, next lvl 2.4k

5 more to go. Next discovery costs 12k shares.

(Maybe "primary" and prestige are swapped, since the prestige is listed first in the game. But since the distinction of the decos is their effect that is different from others, I shall call that primary for now)

The three tiers have cosmetic effect so far. I did not notice any game effect. The nutaku posters looked different. The sporting equipment changed from a punch bag to a basket ball.

As one can see, they are differently costly to level. For example the poster is already at 11 and next only costs 578. The Radio costs over 1k at 8 already. But the Radio gives twice the Prestige. And the primary effects are the real kicker. Some are utterly useless. Like starting money. Others are realllly sweet. Like tapping power, shares and propably prestige power and company multi.

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Originally Posted by gendex

This is true, and in a universe with these rules, the irritation is reduced to simple opinion: "But, I like small boobs that are actually small." If that's the case, they need to remove the size references with real universe parallels or even exact matches. Calling Chloe small-breasted in a universe full of firm DDD's and up is fine; saying that those apples or lemons are AA's -- or the size of walnuts or cherries -- is just plain wrong and allows all kinds of irritated assumptions about the devs and if or where they've ever seen naked girls before.

Wasn't there something about sizes and cupsizes that you can somewhat shift them around? Like 38A is 36B is 34C is 32D? So 30AA would be what, 28A 26B 24C? Maybe Chloe would fit a 28B no problem and everbody lied to her about her bra size or she does not believe she has more than A, since she is small enough to play on a play ground.

I remember reading a ... blog or something about a women one day shopping for bras and the sales person giving her a 32C and she was complaining, nooo, that is not my size, I have B, 34B. And the sales person then kindly informed her, that she was wrong and her boobs are actually "bigger". At least she felt bigger afterwards.

But in other news:

You really need luck with the shares and decorations. After my last level I unlocked the punchin bag. That gives me clicking power. Combined with the skill I now could click in 1 minute what I would get for a 1h time skip.

I assume there is a deco for offline income as well.

And judging by the achievement for shares, there are or there will be more ways to get shares. I need 100k shares for star 4 of 5. For star 5 of 5 maybe a million. The shares you get by leveling are nowhere near that numbers, if you stop at 15.

Originally Posted by Hornypony

Wasn't there something about sizes and cupsizes that you can somewhat shift them around? Like 38A is 36B is 34C is 32D? So 30AA would be what, 28A 26B 24C? Maybe Chloe would fit a 28B no problem and everbody lied to her about her bra size or she does not believe she has more than A, since she is small enough to play on a play ground.

It's not supposed to work that way, but given the state of clothing sizes all over, where they're trying to cater to ego more than accuracy, that might just be how things are, now. The way it's supposed to work is that if a girl measured herself as an A cup, that means the measurement at her bust is 1" larger than the line just below her breasts. The B cup is 2" larger, and so on. If a girl with breasts creating a measurement 3" larger than her chest (the 34C in your example) were to wear a 38A, then the cups would literally be smaller than her breasts and the band would not fit snugly around her torso just under her breasts. The bra might fit in the sense that it covers her nipples and most of her breasts and it doesn't slip off (mostly because the size of her breasts is holding it), but that'd likely be a very uncomfortable fit and it'd be a terrible salesperson selling that to her.

The number, btw, is the measurement around the torso just below the breasts. (Plus some. I think it's plus 4".) If she wears a larger number, she's wearing a bra that's technically too large for her torso. So, as long as bras are sized correctly and consistently, then no, a girl should not be wearing different sizes. Unless she likes the looser or tighter fit, I guess. That part could be preference.

Anyway, that's all kind of irrelevant in the face of artistic style and preference. And within the context of game characters, it feels like devs all too often think bigger is always better -- but they still want a character who's sensitive about small breasts, so they call them small, give them sizing labels that say they're small, and then just draw them slightly less big than everyone else. It's a personal point of irritation. Because I love small boobs. I also love large boobs, and would love to see some even larger than already drawn, but those tiny boobs with pointy nipples are great.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Eh, items aren't a problem if you have mouse that can do macro/autofire, You don't even need to leave it on overnight or when at work or anything. I have hundreds of each item and I only have the game running while at my computer. (though not neccessarily doing something on it... watching T.V. or whatever. Paying enough attention to move mouse to active private show though.)

If you farm like this, you still do not need increase in reply time, bc you will have a lot of time skips. And these fill up your replies .

Originally Posted by gendex

It's not supposed to work that way, but given the state of clothing sizes all over, where they're trying to cater to ego more than accuracy, that might just be how things are, now.

And within the context of game characters, it feels like devs all too often think bigger is always better -- but they still want a character who's sensitive about small breasts, so they call them small, give them sizing labels that say they're small, and then just draw them slightly less big than everyone else. It's a personal point of irritation.

According to sizing charts it does. They are called sister sizes. Even famous Victorias Secret has a faq about that.

This is not to say, that those sister sizes are equally good fitting. But there might be many out there wearing the "wrong" size and when asked would give a misleading cup size as an answer. Of course here the devs are just making mistakes.. But there might be real girls and woman out there wearing an "A" but are wearing two sister sizes down and would actually be better fitted with a "C".