Thread: Fap CEO

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You did miss out on talking about using gems to buy multipliers. Considering the price of them and how small of a multiplier you get, it's a waste to even think about. The only gem option that isn't horrible is increasing reply times because as they add more girls, you'll have more replies to unlock them faster. Thinking of that, it's probably better to not level until new girls are released so you can hire them.

I thought I referred to them. They are in fact the main reason I am pissed.

The reply increase is ... doubtful. This is an idle game. You do not get more Dialog Options or such. You still have to wait 1 hour for 1 reply, no matter your reply limit, or not?

Originally Posted by badcat

After playing this game for a while, I believe that spin is very important. Saving your gems for spins is the best. Using gems spin 1 time everyday if you can. The spin has a trick. If you close your browser before the spin stops, this time won't count and you can do it again. So try to aim multiplier.
Try to unlock CoinAppocalipse as fast as you can. It helps you obtain keys much more easier. I get about 10 keys for an hour if I use autoclick.
Use gems for reply is not worth imo. I played this game about 15 day, and unlocked over 90 pics with only 2 replies.

They might fix this exploit rather quickly and easily. But chance wise, it seams, any spin of the wheel increases all of the prices, this makes the wheel a little better as gem sink.

The Coinappocalips is better than the mega coin, if you are clicking. It appears too seldom and too short. And the clicking effect is only slightly better than collecting private shows of your best girls.

Eh, increasing number of replies is important if you can't play for long periods of time. If you can only log on for a bit of time in the morning, and then a couple hours in the evening, you'll only get 6 replies a day with the default 2 hours. 12 a day if you increase it to 5. However if you can consistently play every couple hours, then having a large max doesn't really help.

I wish I could even say I have the same problems as this, but I can't even see the game play area. I have to blindly click to find the girls.

The reply limit is best because you don't have to keep using them for them not being a waste. Also since it seems to easily get maxed out, it would be the only good investment looking into the future. When they release new girls, the only things you really need is items and replies. When new girls are released, the higher reply limit will help because you will already have more replies available to use. Also yes it's an idle game, so how would not increasing replies be the same? It being idle would have more incentive to increase replies because you don't check as often. There's really no point in using gems on anything else anyway and when new girls get released, any multiplier, wheel spin, double shares etc will not help you get the girls photos at all. Really the whole point of leveling the company was to unlock the girls and better chests for more items. After company 10, there's really no reason to sell your company and replies is the only logical thing to spend gems on.

I'd personally like to see some reset options to choose and alter the girl's room. Like, instead of tiki statues with giant dongs, change to elephant statues with giant trunks or a squirming fresco of huge-titted girls. Or mermaids (topless, of course) in that fish tank. Just one or two things that you could choose to change in a room with each reset. Let that be tied to infinite resets once you reach company level 15. (And this feature wish includes being able to choose a different room itself; some of them have been real neat and I didn't want to move on.)

As for feature wishes, I'd also like to see the photo of the girl you currently have selected change based on her reply level. Bra and panties after a couple threads, then flashing tits, ass, etc. And this -- this I'd love to be a selection option. Let the boob lovers pin all the girls on flashing boobs, let the guys who like mystery keep them clothed, etc. Heck, tie it to costume drops from chests so you can sell keys to impatient players. Neko girl could get a cupless white tiger bra with painted stripes. Now, I'm just dreaming of being a dev.

Speaking of dreaming... ffs, those are not AA tits. So goddamn sick of games giving me girls who're so upset about their breasts and how small they are and I'm looking at them like, "Those... are pretty fucking normal." Tell me the girl is flat-chested, give me a fucking flat-chested girl. Too bad if not everyone is into that. Not everyone is into large tits. That's just the way porn works.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

However if you can consistently play every couple hours, then having a large max doesn't really help.

The limiting factor is not replys but items for replys. Waiting out your conversations is not a problem, unless you want everything now. But considering the usefullness of the other options to spend your gems, there is no harm done by increasing reply limit.

Originally Posted by malicemouser

I wish I could even say I have the same problems as this, but I can't even see the game play area. I have to blindly click to find the girls.

Is this browser or DL version? I only tried it in Chrome and the DL works for me too. The DL registers more clicks per second.

BTW: Keyboard Mouse. Standard Windows Tool. Recomended for short bursts of clickiness. Spam Num5 and Num+.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

After company 10, there's really no reason to sell your company and replies is the only logical thing to spend gems on.

Well. Yes and No. I can only speak for myself of course. But if I would play this game for the H-Pics ... I would visit any H-Site. There are plenty. I play Idle games without porn, too. So what is the incentive to play any of these games? Dunno. What was the incentive to play Tetris? I somewhat like the meta game about clickers. The math. Optimizing. Sooo, since I do play the occasional pron game, I of course try out the Idle clickers.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Speaking of dreaming... ffs, those are not AA tits. So goddamn sick of games giving me girls who're so upset about their breasts and how small they are and I'm looking at them like, "Those... are pretty fucking normal." Tell me the girl is flat-chested, give me a fucking flat-chested girl. Too bad if not everyone is into that. Not everyone is into large tits. That's just the way porn works.

Haha. Context. If you are in a warped comic reality where every girl has enourmous juggs, your normal sized fun bags do be small.

But I think, the devs just want to show off their bouncing boob animations. Not much bouncing with a real flat chest.

Originally Posted by Hornypony

Haha. Context. If you are in a warped comic reality where every girl has enourmous juggs, your normal sized fun bags do be small.

But I think, the devs just want to show off their bouncing boob animations. Not much bouncing with a real flat chest.

This is true, and in a universe with these rules, the irritation is reduced to simple opinion: "But, I like small boobs that are actually small." If that's the case, they need to remove the size references with real universe parallels or even exact matches. Calling Chloe small-breasted in a universe full of firm DDD's and up is fine; saying that those apples or lemons are AA's -- or the size of walnuts or cherries -- is just plain wrong and allows all kinds of irritated assumptions about the devs and if or where they've ever seen naked girls before.

BTW, what bonus does the computer monitor give? It's the first decoration I got and it shows random images from the gallery while the CEO faps away. I'm at level 3, which gives +300 prestige and I can see that there's some kind of upgrade at levels 4 and 6, but when I hover the mouse over any part of that, I just get an empty tooltip.

I haven't seen or noticed any bonus other than the prestige and it's the most expensive to upgrade.

Originally Posted by gendex

This is true, and in a universe with these rules, the irritation is reduced to simple opinion: "But, I like small boobs that are actually small." If that's the case, they need to remove the size references with real universe parallels or even exact matches. Calling Chloe small-breasted in a universe full of firm DDD's and up is fine; saying that those apples or lemons are AA's -- or the size of walnuts or cherries -- is just plain wrong and allows all kinds of irritated assumptions about the devs and if or where they've ever seen naked girls before.

Wasn't there something about sizes and cupsizes that you can somewhat shift them around? Like 38A is 36B is 34C is 32D? So 30AA would be what, 28A 26B 24C? Maybe Chloe would fit a 28B no problem and everbody lied to her about her bra size or she does not believe she has more than A, since she is small enough to play on a play ground.

I remember reading a ... blog or something about a women one day shopping for bras and the sales person giving her a 32C and she was complaining, nooo, that is not my size, I have B, 34B. And the sales person then kindly informed her, that she was wrong and her boobs are actually "bigger". At least she felt bigger afterwards.

But in other news:

You really need luck with the shares and decorations. After my last level I unlocked the punchin bag. That gives me clicking power. Combined with the skill I now could click in 1 minute what I would get for a 1h time skip.

I assume there is a deco for offline income as well.

And judging by the achievement for shares, there are or there will be more ways to get shares. I need 100k shares for star 4 of 5. For star 5 of 5 maybe a million. The shares you get by leveling are nowhere near that numbers, if you stop at 15.

Originally Posted by gendex

BTW, what bonus does the computer monitor give? It's the first decoration I got and it shows random images from the gallery while the CEO faps away. I'm at level 3, which gives +300 prestige and I can see that there's some kind of upgrade at levels 4 and 6, but when I hover the mouse over any part of that, I just get an empty tooltip.

I haven't seen or noticed any bonus other than the prestige and it's the most expensive to upgrade.

I guess everybody gets that as their first deco. And it sucks. At lvl 4 it costs more than other decos at lvl 10. And it only gives prestige.

The decos are different. They have a primary and a secondary effect. Primary is what it says it does. Like reduzing reply time by a few seconds. Secondary is prestige. And here it gets interesting. Not all decos are equal. I see 4 types so far. 1) expensive and low prestige and no primary effect - the screen saver 2) level = 100x prestige 3) level = 200x prestige 4) level = 150x prestige. It gets even more confusing, since I have one that gives company multiplier and one that gives prestige "power". No clue if these are separate multiplier or added to existing multis. Same for "tapping" power.

1. Screensaver, lvl 4, no primary effect, +400 prestige, next lvl 13k
2. Neon Sign, lvl 8, +1.6x shares, +1.6k pres, next lvl 2.2k
3. Toy Box, lvl 6, -6.0% girl lvl cost reduction, +1.2k pres, next lvl 1.1k
4. Vase, lvl 14, +2.8x company multiplier, +2.8k pres, next lvl 2.1k
5. Trophy, lvl 7, -210s Reply time, +700 pres, next lvl 848
6. Radio, lvl 8, -8% girl upgrade cost, +1.6k pres, next lvl 1k
7. Lamp, lvl 13, +400 Prestige Power, +1.3k pres, next lvl 786
8. Nutaku Poster, lvl 11, +550x Starting Money, +1.1k pres, next lvl 578
9. Sport Equipment, lvl 13, +4.5x Tapping Power, +2k pres, next lvl 2.4k

5 more to go. Next discovery costs 12k shares.

(Maybe "primary" and prestige are swapped, since the prestige is listed first in the game. But since the distinction of the decos is their effect that is different from others, I shall call that primary for now)

The three tiers have cosmetic effect so far. I did not notice any game effect. The nutaku posters looked different. The sporting equipment changed from a punch bag to a basket ball.

As one can see, they are differently costly to level. For example the poster is already at 11 and next only costs 578. The Radio costs over 1k at 8 already. But the Radio gives twice the Prestige. And the primary effects are the real kicker. Some are utterly useless. Like starting money. Others are realllly sweet. Like tapping power, shares and propably prestige power and company multi.