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    Title: Leave it to me!

    <Fos hillside>
    Canola: Ow... I've skinned my knee in the previous battle.
    Nazuna: <rummaging> Are you OK? Please use this, Canola.
    Canola: Thanks Nazuna, as expected!
    Nazuna: Don't mention it! This much is a given!
    Di Yu: Di Yu... Hungry... <swaying>
    Nazuna: <rummaging> In that case Di Yu...
    Nazuna: Here you go.
    Canola: White rice!? <Where from!?>
    Nazuna: No, it's just rice porridge ^.^
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    Title: Competitive spirit

    <teatime>
    Canola: We've got one more piece of cake.
    Saint Paulia: What should we do with the last piece, I wonder~
    Di Yu: Fairly... Rock, paper, scissors...!
    Canola: Yeah, okay!
    <firing up>
    Canola: <A competition...!>
    Canola: I'm ABSOLUTELY not losing this!!
    <backing out>
    Saint Paulia: If you want to eat cake that much, I'll concede, you know~
    Di Yu: Di Yu too...
    <embarassment rising>
    Canola: It's not... It's not like that!
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    Title: The candy formula

    <Di Yu is a clever girl who specializes in psychological warfare>
    Saint Paulia: <Which one is it~> In one of my hands a piece of candy~
    Di Yu: RIGHT!!
    Saint Paulia: is hidden~ ...oh my, oh my~?
    Saint Paulia: Woah~! How did you know...
    <formula expanding>
    Di Yu: Since your right hand is slightly bigger, it is truly the right... <mumble mumble>
    Di Yu: Then again... ...making it look like that <mumble mumble>
    Di Yu: Making it the opposite, the left... Then again since it's Saint Paulia we're talking about then again the opposite, the right... Then again making it the opposite of the opposite, the left... Right... Left... Right... <mumble mumble>
    <spinning>
    Saint Paulia: Di Yu...?
    <DI Yu overheating>
    Di Yu: Le...
    Di Yu: Ri...
    Di Yu: Rieft!!
    <new kanji discovered>
    Saint Paulia: Ehh!!?
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    Title: Usa vs Kamo1

    Baikamo: I'm hungry-kamo. Let's have lunch-kamo~! <stomach rumbling>
    Suzuki Grass: Baikamo, you resemble Hare's Tail Grass.
    Baikamo: Hare's Tail Grass-kamo?
    <Hare's Tail Grass: Usa!>
    Suzuki Grass: Yup!
    Suzuki Grass: Hare's Tail Grass often says "Usa". Being with Hare's Tail Grass, I feel I can become invincible~! <firing up>
    Baikamo: Invincible...!? I don't want to lose as well-kamo!!
    Baikamo: From today on, I'll increase the "kamo"-kamokamo!! That way I'll be twice as invincible as "usa"-kamokamo!! <moving fast, stomach rumbling x2>
    <twicekamo~2>
    Suzuki Grass: Your body also multiplied!? <The stomach rumbling also multiplied!?>

    1 The suffixes Hare's Tail Grass and Baikamo respectively add to their sentences, loosely meaning "rabbit" (usagi) and "duck" (kamo)
    2 A play on her name: twice (bai) + kamo = Baikamo
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    Title: OK to touch?

    Suzuki Grass: Waa~! Cute~!
    <petting>
    False Hydrangea: Ah, it's Bachimo! I want to pet him too-oo!
    False Hydrangea: I wonder if I can pet him... I always fail to do so somehow~~
    Suzuki Grass: It's fine, Bachimo is kind. ^.^
    <bite>
    Suzuki Grass: Aah!! It's a fail!! <Are you ok!? False Hydrangea!!>
    <M mode on>
    False Hydrangea: Awesome...!! <Haah...> It's the first time I'm touching him...!! <Haah...> First time I've got to touch him...!! <Haah...> <Bite me harder!!> <Haah...>
    Suzuki Grass: Was it actually a success!?
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    Title: New swimsuit

    Toad Lily: Kyaaa!
    Toad Lily: My swimsuit snapped...
    False Hydrangea: Toad Lily, I'll repair it with my scissors and some glue!!
    <relieved>
    Toad Lily: Really?
    <cut cut cut>
    Toad Lily: The... Then again, no matter what, I don't think a swimsuit will hold with only some glue...
    False Hydrangea: It's fine~! That's cause I'll remake it from my leftover materials! <I'll prepare it for you-!>
    <pat pat pat>
    Toad Lily: Can you really do such a thing...? <Awesome...!>
    <Ta-dah!>
    False Hydrangea: Finished~!! It's an origami swimsuit~~!!
    Toad Lily: Eeehh!!?
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    Title: What day is it today?

    <April Fools>
    Nazuna: I've heard that today they're organizing an all-you-can-eat honey cake buffet. <Fufufu...>
    Saint Paulia: Waa~, really~!
    Nazuna: Just kidding...
    Saint Paulia: Let's immediately go and check it out~
    Nazuna: Wha-!
    Saint Paulia: Everyone! It seems there's an all-you-can-eat honey cake buffet going on right now~
    Nazuna: <terrified> Excuse me...
    <Canola: All-you-can-eat!?>
    <Cepha Lanthera: Honey cake, is it?>
    Nazuna: <shivering> Excuse me... Wait a moment...
    <After that absurd amounts of cake were bought>
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    Title: Destined person

    Cepha Lanthera: My destined one... I wonder what should I do to meet him... <sigh>
    Saint Paulia: If that's the case~ I've heard you can meet him by bumping into him at the corner of a street while holding bread in your mouth~ <with all your heart>
    Cepha Lanthera: Is that so!? I'll try that out!
    <Canola: That's why, at that moment I...>
    <Strawberry: Heeh, I see...>
    <dododododo>
    Strawberry: Hm?
    <dododododododododo>
    <Cepha train incoming>
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    Title: Hidden ace cooking

    Wolf Berry: Wolf Berry, today finally, traditional Chinese medicine, cooking, succeed! <sparkling>
    Watercress: <Ummm...>
    Watercress: Then again, Wolf Berry, medicinal cooking is really complicated, you know?
    Wolf Berry: No problem.
    Wolf Berry: Hidden ace ingredient, captured. With this, it'll go well.
    Watercress: Hidden ace?
    <searching the bag>
    Wolf Berry: ...This.
    Watercress: Somehow, I think that's a bad ingredient to use, you know!?
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    Title: Geranium's yukata

    Geranium: Hyuu~ Dorodoro~
    Geranium: So, what do you think, Chocolate Lily? I've prepared an outfit based on an apparition. <Ta-dah!>
    Chocolate Lily: ...it's fine, isn't it?
    Chocolate Lily: Compared to the furisode I've worn before, it is a brigthly colored yukata that fits you well, Geranium.
    Geranium: Fufu, thank you.
    Geranium: ...then again, this yukata <fufu>
    Geranium: is a matching pair with your furisode, you know? <loosens the belt>
    Chocolate Lily: Is it really...? I think it looks completely different though...
    Geranium: Look here!! <raw meat!>1
    Chocolate Lily: UWAAAAAAH!!

    1 See chapter 62.
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