Thread: Flower Knight 4-panel theater

Title: Pinky promise

Heliotrope: The mission this time seems really deifficult, but since the well-informed Golden Lace is with us, I feel secure!
Golden Lace: Sure, leave it to me!
Golden Lace: Let's make a pinky promise that both of us will end this mission unharmed.
Heliotrope: Let's do it!
<getting excited>
Together: Finger cut-off, ten thousand fist punches,¹
Together: whoever lies has to
Golden Lace: snitch to Commander that you failed the errand 5 days ago since you got lost but still lied that the store was closed to make an excuse! <There we go, finger cut!>
Heliotrope: EEEH!? You know that much!?

¹ "Finger cut-off, ten thousand fist-punches, whoever lies has to swallow a thousand needles" ending with "Finger cut!" is the direct translation of the rhyme for doing a pinky promise in Japanese

Title: Two people getting along jutsu!

Hypericum: Ninja art! Coral Flower hug jutsu~!
<hugging>
Coral Flower: Hypericum ...it's too hot for this.
Hypericum: Hey! You should try using some ninja art too, Coral Flower~
<shaking>
Coral Flower: Ummm-...
Coral Flower: Ninja art... I want to be left alone jutsu. <flatly>
Hypericum: Mean~ie!!!
<Hypericum: Why would you say such a thing~?>
<hugging tighter>
Coral Flower: <Interesting...>
<menace icoming>
Japanese Iris: You two... Let's do our work properly, ok?

Title: Do your best, big sis

Coral Flower: Thank you, Golden Lace. Now that we've talked, I feel better.
Golden Lace: Glad to hear tha...
Echeveria: HOLD THE PHONE!
Echeveria: Golden Lace, everyone comes to you for advice with many different things, like to a big sister, right?
Golden Lace: Echeveria...
<Echeveria: I'm the big sister here!!>
Echeveria: I can't afford to lose here~!
Golden Lace: Sure...
Echeveria: Are you tired, Coral Flower? Big sis will give you a massage.
Golden Lace: <Fufufu> Now then, I'll go and make some tea.
Coral Flower: Wait...
Echeveria: It's fine~
Echeveria: Big sister's massage is a 48-hour course of devoted, relaxing fondling that leaves little sisters totally satisfied, you know.
<target caught>
<Echeveria: We'll be together a--ll the time until it ends!>
Coral Flower: SAVE ME!!! HYPERICUM!!!

Title: Comm x Comm

<Commander 1: Then, next...>
<Ume: That's right, here...>
<Commander 2: In that case, my squad...>
<Bipinna Cosmos lurking>
Bipinna Cosmos: Those two... Such a short distance between them...
Bipinna Cosmos: After this for sure... ...fufufu... <drooling>
Mint: Wah...!! Wa-wait a second, Bipinna Cosmos!!
<whispering>
Mint: That's just wrong! Having selfish delusions about a Commander and his flower knights is bad!!
Bipinna Cosmos: Mint...!! N-no... It's not like that! The thing I'm having delusions about is
Bipinna Cosmos: a love story betwen the two Commanders! ^.^
Mint: THAT WAY!!?
<Mint: Even if it's that, it's still wrong!!!>

Title: Teach me please!

Liverwort: Cowslip, what is that gesture that you're always doing?
Cowslip: Hm?
<Cowslip: Dassan¹, like totally, thanks~> <m-mua>
Cowslip: Liverwort, don't ya know what throwing a kiss is? <what a riot~>
Liverwort: Throwing a kiss...? Could you be so kind as to teach me what it is?
Cowslip: It's just normally doing a kiss, but I think it might be too hard for you, Liverwort, ya know~
Liverwort: Kiss...?
Liverwort: Like... this?
<Liverwort: Mm-mua!>
Liverwort: As I thought, doing it only once, it will not go that well... <hmmm...>
Cowslip: <'ttaly super talented one appears!!> <doki doki>

¹ Commander = danchou, abrreviated

Title: Bleeding Heart's pillow

Bleeding Heart: Tomorrow is the day I'm going out with my sister¹! I can't wait~! Aah~ oh, sister, I love you! <hugging>
<knock knock>
Liverwort: Bleeding Heart,
<door opens>
Liverwort: may I speak with you for a while?
Bleeding Heart: Yes, what's the matter?
Liverwort: It's about the investigation of the outskirts in the directon of the forest...
Bleeding Heart: Yes, it was today, was it not?
Liverwort: <Bleeding Heart...>
Liverwort: <At first glance, she seems cool and collected, just like always but...>
Liverwort: <I wonder what is that thing...>
Bleeding Heart: If that's the case, during the investigation...

¹ Sister = Asian Bleeding Heart

Title: Teacher Lobelia

<The situation became an investigation of Lilywood forest's mushrooms>
Cowslip: Friggin' troublesomeee~ I wanna ditch thisss~
<poking the shroom>
<Bleeding Heart: Do it seriously!>
Cowslip: Ohh~kay, no more! Let's look for some cutesy mushrooms or sumthii-n
<toss and hit>
Cowslip: Wai-, woah!
<menace rising>
Lobelia: Cowslip...
<shroom falling>
Cowslip: Wai... Wait a second! I didn't know Lobelin was there~!
Lobelia: The way you throw and hit is lacking!!
<graphic explanation>
Lobelia: It should be like this, like this!!
Cowslip: EEH!!? <Where did ya pull that blackboard from!!?>

Title: Got the rare one?

<acomplishment aura>
Bianca Clover: The series of sweets that have many different poses, "Otter Samba"...
<hands shaking>
Bianca Clover: Finally, I aquired the legendary Sunglasses Otter...
Bianca Clover: Among the Flower Knights I should be the only one to have it... Once I get back home, let's add it to my collection...
Iris: Oh, Sunglasses Otter, that's truly a rare one!
Di Yu: Di Yu already has 2... I judge, it is common?
<Bianca's world has ended>
Iris: 2!? Awesome! It's not common at all!
Di Yu: Then again, in the end it tastes the same?
<munching>

Title: Nolana's bed hair

Hypericum: O-kay, with this the maintenance is ove...
Hypericum: Hm?
Hypericum: UWAAAAAAAAH!!
Hypericum: What is that!? A new species of pest!?
<wiggling>
Nolana: Uuum... ...Good morning. Sorry for startling you, but I always have really bad bed hair... <sleepy>
Hypericum: What do you know~! It was Nolana's hair all along~!
Hypericum: <No, wait, wait!! You said bed hair, but it's still moving!! Your hair is moving!!>
<hair still wiggling>
<Nolana: I need to fix my hair~>

Title: Scold me, please

Viburnum: Huh!? The rice flour dango I was going to eat has disappeared~!
Tsuwabuki: Ah... I'm sorry! I was hungry, so I ate it!
Tsuwabuki: I'm really sorry... Scold me, please. I did something that demands scolding after all.
Viburnum: Don't worry about it! There's no helping it if you were hungry~! <pat pat>
<a masochist's dissapointed face>
Viburnum: Eh!? Why are you making that face!?