Thread: Flower Knight 4-panel theater

Title: Cookie disappearance case

Streptocarpus: It's a case...
Streptocarpus: The cookies I thought I would be eating later are missing.
<empty plate>
<Streptocarpus: I was really looking forward to it too...>
Japanese Barberry: Oh my... This is serious, isn't it?
Streptocarpus: Is this Nightshade and Larkspur's doing, I wonder? <Hmmm...>
Japanese Barberry: Who knows... It's hard to say...
Streptocarpus: Fine!
Streptocarpus: Let's investigate!!
Streptocarpus: Let's go, Japanese Barberry!!
Japanese Barberry: Eh!?
Japanese Barberry: Oh, right!
Japanese Barberry: <Who might have thought those were Carpus's cookies...>
<Japanese Barberry: I should go and buy some later...>
<true culprit -> Japanese Barberry>

Title: This is the new skill!

Nightshade: I'll be practising my new petal card skill now!! Observe it carefully, my squire!
<winding up>
<Nightshade: I'll hit that banana square on!>
Larkspur: <getting nervous> Yes!!
Nightshade: YAH!!
Nightshade: Ah...!
Nightshade: Darn it!! My hand sli...
<slice>
Larkspur: Meister... this is...
Nightshade: So-, sorry... It wasn't on pur...
Larkspur: <admiration rising> To carve a pest using cards is amazing!! This is the new skill: "Pest banana split"¹, isn't it!?
Nightshade: Eh...
Nightshade: Exactly!! Ha Ha Ha!!
<Nightshade: It's really well made isn't it!!>
Nightshade: <I'm glad I managed to gloss over that one...>

¹ I still can't recognize the pun here ("Gaichuu Banaanu") and went with the one I've thought up last time.
It seems to be the sum of "pest", "banana", "flower" and "steal", so to make it a bit more interesting I went with banana splits (split as in run away or as in cut).

Title: The voice of a case?

<Streptocarpus can hear the voice of the scene of the crime>
Voice: <Help me!!>
Streptocarpus: Hm!
Streptocarpus: Where?
Voice: <Help me!! Grant me my wish!!>
Streptocarpus: Wish?
Voice: <Yes! I have only one wish! I want you to revere the chivalrous thief, lady Nightshade!!>
Voice: <I want you to sing her praises-pa!!¹ <oops...> ...sing her praises!!>
Streptocarpus: Hm?
Voice -> Larkspur: Grant me my wish...
Larkspur: Ah...
Larkspur: Waaaaaaaaah!!
<Streptocarpus and Japanese Barberry shaking the tree>
Larkspur: Aaaaaaaaaah!!

¹ The habit of Larkspur to add "-pa" to the end of her sentences.

Title: Curry dancing girl-mya!¹

Water Fringe: I've tried making some curry with the currently popular sweets and Bucky's favorite beans!
Buckbean: Myamya!?
Buckbean: Is this really curry? As always, your cooking looks unbelievable, Fringy.
Water Fringe: <beaming> Is that so? However, it has a ton of nutrients and I think it is quite tasty.
Buckbean: You're right! Delicious-mya-! <awestruck>
<Water Fringe: I'm glad you like it!>
Water Fringe: Eat a lot so you can keep up your dance training!
Buckbean: Sure! I'll dance a lot after eating this much!
<After a few hours...>
Buckbean: I ate too much and now my belly is heavy-mya~!! <Myaa~>
<Buckbean: I can't dance like this-myaa!>
Water Fringe: Oh my...

¹ Buckbean's habit of adding "-mya" or "-mi" to the end of her sentences.

Title: I'll play a trick on you

Daisy: Trick or
Daisy: treat!!
Gomphrena Globosa: Yes, yes! <Fufu>
Gomphrena Globosa: I've properly prepared some candy...
Daisy: If you don't give me some fried rice omelet, I'll play a trick on you!!
Gomphrena Globosa: Eh? ^.^
<Daisy: Fu fu fu-! If it's this, she couldn't have prepared any...> <Fufufu...>
<Daisy: With this, I'll be playing a trick on Gomphrena Globosa...>
Gomphrena Globosa: Here you go, I've prepared some fried rice omelet~
<Gomphrena Globosa: Eat up while it's still hot!>
Daisy: Waah~! It looks so delicious~!
Daisy: Wait, whaa!?

Title: The princess and the squirrel

Daisy: Waah~!
Daisy: Pitahaya is a princess~!
Daisy: Ha!!!
Daisy: If we're talking about a princess and a squirrel, it's that story with the pumpkin carriage!
Daisy: The squirrel turns into a horse!! Come, ride on my back!! Pitahaya!!
Pitahaya: Eh!?
Daisy: We're going to the ball like this, Pitaharella!!
Pitahaya: Ummm...
Pitahaya: <I seem to recall that in that fairy tale it was the mouse that turned into a horse... ...Well, whatever...>
<Daisy trembling>
Pitahaya: ...

Title: Charge-pya!¹

Native Bryony: Charge, cha~~arge!!
Worm Wood: Kya!
Worm Wood: Oh my... Clinging to me, the Black Witch...
Worm Wood: Should I let you experience Herb's² charge I wonder.
Native Bryony: Ooh...!
Native Bryony: If you're bringing in Herb, then here is Suzume!!
Suzume: !?
Native Bryony: Suzume!! Go-pya!!
Native Bryony: <Go-! Suzume-!>
Suzume: <shaking> .....
Native Bryony: <Charge in~~!>

¹ Native Bryony's habit of adding "-pya" to the end of her sentences.
² Erubu - possibly Elb, Erb or Herb

Title: Between breasts

Radish: Jersey Cudweed, even though you're wearing a kimono, your breasts seem unusually big... <breasts bouncing>
Jersey Cudweed: Fufu, that's because Muuri is inside. He looked cold as he was, so he just dove in between my breasts...
<Muuri: Bah!>
Radish: Wah! I noticed you were gone - so that's where you were!
Radish: Then again, Muuri is a spirit, so I don't think it can feel cold or anything like that...
Muuri: ?
Water Dropwort: It seems like you're worried about something!
Water Dropwort: Let's warm Muuri up between my breasts!!
Radish: No... I don't think Muuri is col-
Water Dropwort: You don't need to act reserved around me!!

Title: Cookie disappearance case 2

Streptocarpus: It's a case! The cookies I thought I would be eating later are missing again!¹ Is this Nightshade's doing!?
<empty plate>
Japanese Barberry: Oh my... This is serious, isn't it?
Streptocarpus: Then again... There was that case where everyone's important things were stolen and the culprits were pests... Maybe I shouldn't suspect her so easily... <Hmmm...>
Japanese Barberry: Since I'm not the culprit this time, who could have done it?
Streptocarpus: Wait, what?
Streptocarpus: There you are! Nightshade! Can you answer a few questions for me?
Nightshade: <Wah!?> Carpus!? Wha... What is it that you'd require of me?
Nightshade: Ah, since I'm currently eating the cookies I found over there, let's talk later.
<Nightshade: Or would you like some too?>
Streptocarpus: It seems the need to talk just disappeared#

¹ See chapter 34