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    Title: This is the new skill!

    Nightshade: I'll be practising my new petal card skill now!! Observe it carefully, my squire!
    <winding up>
    <Nightshade: I'll hit that banana square on!>
    Larkspur: <getting nervous> Yes!!
    Nightshade: YAH!!
    Nightshade: Ah...!
    Nightshade: Darn it!! My hand sli...
    <slice>
    Larkspur: Meister... this is...
    Nightshade: So-, sorry... It wasn't on pur...
    Larkspur: <admiration rising> To carve a pest using cards is amazing!! This is the new skill: "Pest banana split"1, isn't it!?
    Nightshade: Eh...
    Nightshade: Exactly!! Ha Ha Ha!!
    <Nightshade: It's really well made isn't it!!>
    Nightshade: <I'm glad I managed to gloss over that one...>

    1 I still can't recognize the pun here ("Gaichuu Banaanu") and went with the one I've thought up last time.
    It seems to be the sum of "pest", "banana", "flower" and "steal", so to make it a bit more interesting I went with banana splits (split as in run away or as in cut).
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    Title: The voice of a case?

    <Streptocarpus can hear the voice of the scene of the crime>
    Voice: <Help me!!>
    Streptocarpus: Hm!
    Streptocarpus: Where?
    Voice: <Help me!! Grant me my wish!!>
    Streptocarpus: Wish?
    Voice: <Yes! I have only one wish! I want you to revere the chivalrous thief, lady Nightshade!!>
    Voice: <I want you to sing her praises-pa!!1 <oops...> ...sing her praises!!>
    Streptocarpus: Hm?
    Voice -> Larkspur: Grant me my wish...
    Larkspur: Ah...
    Larkspur: Waaaaaaaaah!!
    <Streptocarpus and Japanese Barberry shaking the tree>
    Larkspur: Aaaaaaaaaah!!

    1 The habit of Larkspur to add "-pa" to the end of her sentences.
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    Title: Curry dancing girl-mya!1

    Water Fringe: I've tried making some curry with the currently popular sweets and Bucky's favorite beans!
    Buckbean: Myamya!?
    Buckbean: Is this really curry? As always, your cooking looks unbelievable, Fringy.
    Water Fringe: <beaming> Is that so? However, it has a ton of nutrients and I think it is quite tasty.
    Buckbean: You're right! Delicious-mya-! <awestruck>
    <Water Fringe: I'm glad you like it!>
    Water Fringe: Eat a lot so you can keep up your dance training!
    Buckbean: Sure! I'll dance a lot after eating this much!
    <After a few hours...>
    Buckbean: I ate too much and now my belly is heavy-mya~!! <Myaa~>
    <Buckbean: I can't dance like this-myaa!>
    Water Fringe: Oh my...

    1 Buckbean's habit of adding "-mya" or "-mi" to the end of her sentences.
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    Title: I'll play a trick on you

    Daisy: Trick or
    Daisy: treat!!
    Gomphrena Globosa: Yes, yes! <Fufu>
    Gomphrena Globosa: I've properly prepared some candy...
    Daisy: If you don't give me some fried rice omelet, I'll play a trick on you!!
    Gomphrena Globosa: Eh? ^.^
    <Daisy: Fu fu fu-! If it's this, she couldn't have prepared any...> <Fufufu...>
    <Daisy: With this, I'll be playing a trick on Gomphrena Globosa...>
    Gomphrena Globosa: Here you go, I've prepared some fried rice omelet~
    <Gomphrena Globosa: Eat up while it's still hot!>
    Daisy: Waah~! It looks so delicious~!
    Daisy: Wait, whaa!?
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    Title: The princess and the squirrel

    Daisy: Waah~!
    Daisy: Pitahaya is a princess~!
    Daisy: Ha!!!
    Daisy: If we're talking about a princess and a squirrel, it's that story with the pumpkin carriage!
    Daisy: The squirrel turns into a horse!! Come, ride on my back!! Pitahaya!!
    Pitahaya: Eh!?
    Daisy: We're going to the ball like this, Pitaharella!!
    Pitahaya: Ummm...
    Pitahaya: <I seem to recall that in that fairy tale it was the mouse that turned into a horse... ...Well, whatever...>
    <Daisy trembling>
    Pitahaya: ...
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    Title: Charge-pya!1

    Native Bryony: Charge, cha~~arge!!
    Worm Wood: Kya!
    Worm Wood: Oh my... Clinging to me, the Black Witch...
    Worm Wood: Should I let you experience Herb's2 charge I wonder.
    Native Bryony: Ooh...!
    Native Bryony: If you're bringing in Herb, then here is Suzume!!
    Suzume: !?
    Native Bryony: Suzume!! Go-pya!!
    Native Bryony: <Go-! Suzume-!>
    Suzume: <shaking> .....
    Native Bryony: <Charge in~~!>

    1 Native Bryony's habit of adding "-pya" to the end of her sentences.
    2 Erubu - possibly Elb, Erb or Herb
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    Title: The arrangement that becomes the curry

    Buckbean: What are you putting into Fringy's curry-mya!?
    <Annual Blue-eyed Grass: Ah, Buckbean!>
    Annual Blue-eyed Grass: Don't worry! It'll make it delicious! <pouring in>
    Annual Blue-eyed Grass: Finished...! This color is cu-rei-zee but... It's a jam-packed swe~et curry!
    <gulp>
    <Buckbean: It doesn't look tasty at all...>
    <curry waiting to pounce>
    Annual Blue-eyed Grass: Mmmm-! It's sweet and deh-lee-cious~! <Sweet!>
    Buckbean: <Eeh~> I wonder now... It looks like it should taste like jam-mya...
    Annual Blue-eyed Grass: I can properly tell, you know? Half of the beans in this curry are high-grade beans native to Blossom Hill and the other half are special sale beans. <wipe wipe>
    <Buckbean: Is that so-mya!!?>
    Water Fringe: !!
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    Title: Between breasts

    Radish: Jersey Cudweed, even though you're wearing a kimono, your breasts seem unusually big... <breasts bouncing>
    Jersey Cudweed: Fufu, that's because Muuri is inside. He looked cold as he was, so he just dove in between my breasts...
    <Muuri: Bah!>
    Radish: Wah! I noticed you were gone - so that's where you were!
    Radish: Then again, Muuri is a spirit, so I don't think it can feel cold or anything like that...
    Muuri: ?
    Water Dropwort: It seems like you're worried about something!
    Water Dropwort: Let's warm Muuri up between my breasts!!
    Radish: No... I don't think Muuri is col-
    Water Dropwort: You don't need to act reserved around me!!
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    Title: Cookie disappearance case 2

    Streptocarpus: It's a case! The cookies I thought I would be eating later are missing again!1 Is this Nightshade's doing!?
    <empty plate>
    Japanese Barberry: Oh my... This is serious, isn't it?
    Streptocarpus: Then again... There was that case where everyone's important things were stolen and the culprits were pests... Maybe I shouldn't suspect her so easily... <Hmmm...>
    Japanese Barberry: Since I'm not the culprit this time, who could have done it?
    Streptocarpus: Wait, what?
    Streptocarpus: There you are! Nightshade! Can you answer a few questions for me?
    Nightshade: <Wah!?> Carpus!? Wha... What is it that you'd require of me?
    Nightshade: Ah, since I'm currently eating the cookies I found over there, let's talk later.
    <Nightshade: Or would you like some too?>
    Streptocarpus: It seems the need to talk just disappeared#

    1 See chapter 34
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    Title: A new hood

    Muscari: Aaah...! My hood after that last battle... Everybody will see my hair...! <hood ripped>
    Muscari: I need to buy a new one as soon as I can... Sorry for taking your time to go shopping together, Armeria.
    Armeria: It's fine, it's fine! It's something Muscari desperately needs after all! Let's choose one!
    Armeria: They don't sell hoods by themselves, so we're looking for a hat. For materials, we should obviously look for something easy to wash and thinking about times when you're sweating, 100% cotton ones should be the best... Stains easily stand out on white ones, so should we go for black or deep blue? <Hmmm...>
    Armeria: Thinking long term, to protect your neck from sunburns, let's choose one with cloth in the back... Also, I'd like something cute, so maybe one with animal ears or something similar... Ah, for times when it gets lost it should have your nametag on it...
    Muscari: E...... Excuse me......
    Muscari: <As expected, this is going too far...>
    Armeria: Ah! Sorry! For a moment, I thought I was choosing for one of the town's children!!
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