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    Title: Hidden talent competition

    Creeping Smartweed: Tomorrow's event is the "New Year! Flow-wan-derful~ Hidden talent competition"!!
    <Sister: Wan!>
    Creeping Smartweed: In order to take the cup, let's polish our technique!
    Creeping Smartweed: Secret technique!!
    Creeping Smartweed: Mirror mochi!!
    Creeping Smartweed: Awesome-! Number one in the whole of Spring Garden!! <Good girl, good girl!>
    Yarrow: Ok, Chikuwa, we'll be practicing our technique today as well!!
    <Chikuwa: Bow-wow!!>
    Yarrow: Gate pine!!
    <Ta-dah!>
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    Title: Chocolate Lily's furisode

    Chocolate Lily: Geranium... Sorry, but wearing this outfit is a little too much...
    Geranium: Ehhh!? Why~!?
    Geranium: Even though I prepared it just for you...
    Chocolate Lily: Such a splendid furisode for me is just...
    Chocolate Lily: ...additionally
    Chocolate Lily: the pattern of the lining kinda looks like meat...
    Geranium: <That is...> Since you like meat I thought you'd like it...
    Chocolate Lily: That may be so, but...
    Chocolate Lily: What I like is dried meat...!!
    <Chocolate Lily: WAAAAH!!>
    Chocolate Lily: This is raw meat, isn't it...!!
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    Title: Lucky item

    Karin: Uwah!
    Karin: According to my fortune telling, something awful will happen to you, Edelweiss!!
    Karin: According to this... if nothing is done, bad luck will fall upon you, probably! <panicking>
    Edelweiss: What should I do? <worried>
    Karin: Attach this lucky item to you right this instant!
    <fish1 using splash>
    Edelweiss: ......!!
    <Edelweiss <== hates seafood>

    1 The "Medetai" appearing alongside the fish is a play on words. "Tai" translates to "sea bream" or "porgy" (a type of fish) and "Medetai" means something along the lines of "lucky/happy/joyous".
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    Title: I'd like to experience that!

    Stock: Lion's Ear!
    Stock: I'd like to experience the world of nature!
    Stock: Therefore, could you play the role of an animal, Lion's Ear?
    Lion's Ear: Ehh!? Why should I, meow... uu...
    Lion's Ear: Ro...
    Lion's Ear: ...roar-
    Stock: <Ooh...!> Looking good!
    Stock: Ok! Now, I'm playing the role of a hunter of rare beasts! Fight against me, Lion's Ear!
    Lion's Ear: EH!?
    Stock: <imitating gunshots>
    Lion's Ear: EEEEHHHHHHHH!!?
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    Title: Pound the wall

    Peperomia: What method would be good to convey my feelings for my beloved darling...
    Stock: This is something I've read in a book, but it seems that confessing while doing a wall pound is popular right now!
    <kabe don!>
    Peperomia: I see! Let's give it a try right now!
    Stock: Eh? <Right now?>
    <Peperomia taking aim>
    Peperomia: Wall-
    Peperomia: Pound!
    <pounding away>
    Stock: WAAAAH, Peperomia!?
    Stock: That's wro...
    Peperomia: Darling, I love you!
    <Lion's Ear startled>
    Stock: WAAAAH!!
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    Title: Two round objects

    Viburnum: Throwing around round objects is really fun~
    Viburnum: Ah, it's Peperomia!
    <breasts swaying>
    <Viburnum acquiring target>
    Viburnum: TORIIAAH-!
    Peperomia: WAAH!!?
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    Title: Seeking freedom

    Yuki Yanagi: Haah~~
    Yuki Yanagi: I'm not getting anywhere close to finishing!
    <Yuki Yanagi: Aaaaaaah~>
    Astra Galus: What's wrong, Yuki Yanagi?
    Yuki Yanagi: I've been stashing away my reports and somewhere along the line the pile has become this big-!
    <Yuki Yanagi: I'm not getting anywhere close to finishing!>
    Astra Galus: I see... In that case, leave it to me!
    Astra Galus: ACHOU-!!
    <boom>
    Astra Galus: With this, the pile was finished off. You're free Yuki Yanagi. <Fufufu>
    <leftover mess>
    Yuki Yanagi: Yaay~! Freedooom~!
    <menace rising>
    Nazuna: Let's add a written apology assignment for two to the order to restore those reports...
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