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  1. #111

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    Title: Mother

    Jumpseed: Lady Plumeria, you look like a mother now.
    Plumeria: <Fufu> Is that so? <petting Dipladenia>
    Dipladenia: <sleeping> mmm... ...Mo... <munya...>
    Plumeria: Mo...?
    Jumpseed: <Fufu> Dipladenia also ended up calling you her mother.
    Dipladenia: Mo... chi.1 <chew>
    Plumeria: Ahaha, it was "mochi" in the end.
    Jumpseed: Ah, speaking of mochi, before this...
    Plumeria: Ahaha...
    Dipladenia: <I almost carelesly said "mother"...>

    1 Original joke done on "mother" [okaasan] - a dish called "okaka". Changed to fit the english word.
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    Title: The taste of water

    Morning Glory: As I thought, water is delicious- <exhales>
    Calystegia: Morning Glory, can you tell the difference in the taste of water?
    Morning Glory: I-I'm an adult, so I can do at least that! <Fufun!>
    Calystegia: In that case, where does this water come from? <presents the glass>
    Morning Glory: Eh!?
    Morning Glory: <I got carried away and said I can taste it, but there's no way I can~> <gulp>
    Morning Glory: Hmmm~ Is this spring water from Lilywood, I wonder~ <Just kidding, ahaha>
    Calystegia: Awesome! That's correct! Morning Glory really is a water sommelier!
    Morning Glory: EH!?
    Calystegia: I must tell this to Moonflower...
    Morning Glory: <Aah!> Wait a minute~!!
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    Title: Hug~

    Henna: Meto-meto1, hug~ <hugging>
    Tritonia: Henna, you really like hugging people's backs, don't you-
    <still hugging>
    <Henna: Meto-meto, warm~!>
    Fennel: Seeing them like this somehow reminds me of a snowman.
    Henna: Vice-commander too, hug, request. <Ehehe~!>
    Fennel: Eh!? Me too!? ...w-well! It can't be helped!! <flustered>
    <more hugging>
    <Henna: Cozy~!>
    <Fennel: It really is quite warm, isn't it?>
    Wolf Berry: <Dango...!!>

    1 Apparently, Henna's nickname for Tritonia.
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    Title: Creating happy memories

    Straw Flower: Today I'm organizing a barbecue! Let's create lots of happy memories~! <beaming>
    Straw Flower: Hm? What wrong, you two? <beaming>
    Mirabilis: Straw Flower, your radiance is like the sun, so dazzling...
    <Nymphaea: Wuuu~ as I thought, barbecue for someone like me is simply impossible, wuuu~>
    Straw Flower: <puzzled> If it's too bright for you, I also have sunglasses. <beaming>
    Mirabilis: These sunglasses are embarassing...
    Nymphaea: <Wuuu...> Wuuu... The fact we need to wear these must be some conspiracy~
    <Ta-dah!>
    <Straw Flower: Let's go! The grounds for the barbecue are just around here~!>
    <Mirabilis and Nymphaea following>
    Tritonia: <Some highly fired up people have come!!>
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    Title: Charm

    Vinca: Madagascar Periwinkle, what are you doing?
    Madagascar Periwinkle: As a part of my maid training, I've been doing the laundry!
    <Madagascar Periwinkle: I was just about to hang it out to dry.>
    Vinca: In that case, I'll make a charm to bring you luck in your training!
    <Ta-dah!>
    Vinca: It's a charm made by painting a circle on a plate!
    Vinca: I'll make it right now... <trip>
    Vinca: WAAH! <wine spilling>
    Madagascar Periwinkle: The laundry!!
    Madagascar Periwinkle: Ah! Then again, the stain actually looks like a flower circle!1
    <Ta-dah!>
    Vinca: Yes!! It's a success!!

    1 Hanamaru - a mark that (for example) teachers draw for young students as a sign of a job well done.
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    Title: Curry nyaa-ice

    Alstroemeria: I wonder where is Setaria~ We'll eat Ultimate Curry together, then I'll be able to pet her and we'll become friendly~!
    <steaming curry>
    Alstroemeria: Ah! Here she is-! He-ey, Setari...
    Alstroemeria: Haa!!
    <Setaria napping>
    Alstroemeria: Thi... This is...
    <visual similarity detected>
    Alstroemeria: Curry...!!
    Alstroemeria: Thanks for the meal! <Chomp!>
    Setaria: NYAAAA!!
    <She became even more disliked.>
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    Title: ***'s swimsuit

    Lantana: I'll choose the best swimsuit for you, Pumpkin!!
    Pumpkin: Thank you, Lantana!
    Lantana: How about this!! By Lantana's decision, the cutest possible Pumpkin(swimsuit)~!
    <Lantana: +100 to Pumpkin's cuteness!>
    <Ta-dah!>
    Pumpkin: Ehehe... Is that so...
    Lantana: Oh, right, there's one more specially reserved swimsuit...
    Pumpkin: Eh? You've picked one more for me?
    Lantana: Ta-dah! An origami swimsuit made by False Hydrangea~~!!1
    Pumpkin: <EEH!!?> It will get destroyed the moment it gets wet with the water!!

    1 See chapter no. 7.
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    Title: ***'s swimsuit - continued

    Pumpkin: What should I do with this... <Haah...>
    Tuberose: Pumpkin! What have you got there?
    Pumpkin: It's an origami swimsuit Lantana gave me. I was thinking of locking it away somewhere...
    Tuberose: <tension rising> Origami swimsuit!?
    Tuberose: It's so risky and fun, I'll play the whole day in it~!
    <Ta-dah!>
    Tuberose: First up...
    <Pumpkin: Is that really OK...>
    Tuberose: It's the sea~~!!1 <dash>
    <Pumpkin: Aah...!>
    <It got torn in 3 seconds>

    1 Possibly a reference to a cliche situation in anime where a group of friends visits the beach together and the first they do is shout in high spirits "It's the sea!".
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    Title: Suntan lotion and Pasukoa

    Holly: Haah-... it's so hot~! I'll get a sunburn if this continues- <fanning herself>
    Easter Cactus: I'm drying out here...
    <Pasukoa taking out the sunblock>
    Holly: <Ahaha> Pasukoa also uses suntan lotion?
    Easter Cactus: It seems so.
    <Pasukoa applying the sunblock>
    Holly: Hm? Wait a second, can Pasukoa even get a tan?
    Easter Cactus: I think he can't, but since I use it, isn't he just imitating me?
    <Pasukoa giving a peek>
    Easter Cactus: Ah! Wrong!! He is getting tanned!!
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    Title: Searching for Rosa Novalis

    <Lady Rosa Novalis has disappeared>
    Rose Diana: Lady Rosa Novalis-! Where are you-!? <Heeey!>
    <Rosa Novalis lurking around>
    Rose Diana: Hah!!
    Rose Diana: Isn't that!! Lady Rosa Nova...
    Rose Diana: ...it's not her.
    <Girl A: And then->
    <Girl B: Oh- is that so->
    Rose Diana: Haah... I mustn't lose my composure... I need to be more careful...
    Rose Diana: Hah!! With hair like this...
    Rose Diana: No... I was about to decide based solely on the look from her back... I need to be more careful... <Haah->
    <Rosa Novalis: Alright, let's go to the restaurant serving boiled seafood with olive oil next~!> <humming>
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