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    Title: The location of nuts

    Gourd: What is it doing?
    <squirrel patting the earth>
    Walnut: It's burying nuts under the tree as a food reserve for later. It's already the tenth one~
    Walnut: The problem is that it forgets where they are buried, so I'm remembering that instead~
    Gourd: Awesome! Where are they buried?
    Walnut: Let's see, 3 over there~ and 5 under that tree over there!
    Gourd: Hmm? Aren't there 2 missing? In the end, you did not remember correctly. <Fufufu>
    Walnut: Fufufu~ those are...
    Walnut: being secretly eaten in the mouth of this child~!
    <surprised squirrel>
    Gourd: The perfect memory and observational skills!
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    Title: The replacement item

    Zebrina: Wheew~!
    Barley: Are you OK drinking water that quickly?
    Zebrina: I had a meeting with Commander and I was so nervous my throat went dry, so I really needed this...
    <gurgle>
    Zebrina: Hah...!
    Barley: What's wrong?
    Zebrina: Excuse me... I suddenly really need to use the restroom...
    Barley: This is bad...! The problem is that there is no restroom anywhere near, so we need to quickly look for one! <panicking>
    Zebrina: You're right...! Somewhere near here... <searching>
    Zebrina: Somewhere near... <staring>
    Zebrina: Near... <target aquired>
    Zebrina: Excuse me... May I borrow that container you have there...? <panting>
    Barley: Zebrina, what are you thinking!?
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    Title: Mugimugi

    Barley: Nfufu~! If you mugimugi then mugimugi everything. I'll mugimugi my naked mugi mugimugi body nya~! <Nyaa~!>
    Barley: Ah! This is mugimugi and mugimugi nya~!
    Walnut: There's a lot more "mugimugi" than usual, I can't understand her.
    <Barley: Nyaa~> <wasted>
    Gourd: "I want to strip and let out my voluptuous body!". She's also saying that the snacks are crispy and delicious.
    Walnut: Awesome! You understand her, Gourd?
    Barley: Waa~ Awesome nya~! I'll mugimugi Gourd too~! <hands warming up>
    Gourd: She's saying she'll massage my shoulders.
    Walnut: I see!
    Gourd: Oooooooohhh~!? <getting her "massage">
    Walnut: So it wasn't massage but strip instead~ <Ahaha>
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    Title: Drinking party

    Hop: Today's special drinking party guest is Radish's partner! Muuri! <Ta-dah!>
    Gardenia: Yaay!!
    Hop: Now! Let's drink away~!
    Gardenia: Muuri is actually a good drinker!
    Muuri: <slip> !! <dunk>
    Gardenia: Oh no!! Muuri slipped and landed in the jug!!
    Gardenia: Wait a second... This Muuri brew... actually tastes great!!
    <Hop: EH!!? Let me drink too~!!>
    <For a while, daikon brew experienced a boom in popularity.>
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    Title: Laying down

    Spring Starflower: If you eat in that position, food will get stuck in your throat.
    Three-leaved Clematis: It's fine, it's fine~ <lazing around>
    Three-leaved Clematis: Look here~ Even in this pose I'm completely fine~ <still lazing>
    Spring Starflower: Come on... If you keep fooling around like that...
    Three-leaved Clematis: Wgh...!!
    Spring Starflower: I told you so... Drink this.
    Three-leaved Clematis: It's fine.
    Three-leaved Clematis: I let my throat clear itself just now. <full-power lazing>
    Spring Starflower: <She let her clogged throat problem resolve itself also by laying down...!!>
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    Title: Cutesy

    Cowslip: Koma-tan1, look~! My maid form is totally cutesy, right!? <Ta-dah!>
    Bleeding Heart: Sure... It's fine, isn't it?
    Cowslip: Come on~! Say "cutesy" just like Yora-tan2~!
    <Yora-tan = Asian Bleeding Heart>
    Bleeding Heart: I will certainly not say such a thing.
    <door opening>
    Asian Bleeding Heart: Ah, hear you are, you two.
    Asian Bleeding Heart: I've tried wearing that outfit too - how do I look?
    Bleeding Heart: Big sister cutesy!!
    Bleeding Heart: No, ...not that, not cutesy!! <panicking>
    Cowslip: Koma-tan, you're so bad at glossing over stuff! <laughing>
    Asian Bleeding Heart: ? <sparkling>

    1 Bleeding Heart - Komakusa
    2 Asian Bleeding Heart - Yowarakubotan
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