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    Title: Godetia's medical treatment

    Buntan: Thank you for treating me... then again weren't you bad with seeing bare skin?
    Godetia: Eh? Ah... yes! Now that you say it, I got so into the treatment, I stopped caring about it...!
    Godetia: Tha, that's right! Buntan... ski... your skin...! I can see your ski... ah... auu~~! <unrolling the bandage>
    Buntan: Godetia, calm down~! <mummified>
    Godetia: Waaah! I'm sorry!
    Godetia: Ah... but if I take it off, again, your skin...
    Buntan: If that's so, I don't mind staying like this~! Now then, let's go back to everyone.
    Godetia: Yes!
    Smithiantha: !?
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    Title: Oppa-yay1

    Smithiantha: Lamium's boobs are simply atrocious... You oppa-yay...!! <frustrated>
    Lamium: Fufu, is that so?
    Lamium: If I'm oppa-yay, then Smithiantha would be noja-ppai, right?
    Smithiantha: Noja-ppai...?
    Smithiantha: Noja-ppai...!! Somehow that sounds so majestic and cool-noja-!
    Smithiantha: From now on, Smi2 is noja-ppai-!!
    Buckbean: <Hops in> Does that mean Mii3 is noja-ppai too, then~?3
    Smithiantha: <!?> W, wrong! That's not what noja-ppai means!! Noja-!!

    1 Okay, this whole thing is about mixing up the word "oppai" (boobs) with their speaking habits, for example Lamium's "Yay" or Smithiantha's "-noja".
    2 Referring to herself.
    3 Also referring to herself.
    4 OK, I don't really get the joke here. The best I could gather is the similarity of "Smi" and "Mii" which causes her to ask that. If anyone has a better idea, message me please.
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    Title: Cross-dressing Echinacea

    Saffron: "Let me live up to your expectations." <sprakling>
    Echinacea: What do you want to achieve by imitating me like that...?
    Saffron: I want you to try doing it like this as well. I think you'll look great in men's clothing for sure.
    <Saffron: I'll lend you the clothes for it.>
    Echinacea: I see...
    Echinacea: Hmmm, not good... I can't button up the shirt. <facing considerable resistance>
    Saffron: <Hmmm> I guess your chest just won't fit... ok, in that case...
    Saffron: If we lose the shirt, the rest will fit, won't it? <Like this.>
    Echinacea: ...I don't think we can call this cross-dressing anymore, now can we?
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    Title: Robinia's present

    Acacia: Robinia! You look so cool!
    Robinia: Is that so? Thank you. <sparkling>
    Robinia: <Ah!> That's right, Acacia... look here.
    Acacia: Eh...? <heart beating>
    Robinia: It's a hamburger.
    <Acacia: Yaay~ Aweso~me!! Is it edible?> <drooling>
    <Robinia: No, it's a wooden carving, so you can't eat it.>
    Saffron: <There is no one to retort...!?>
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    Title: Countermeasures against the cold

    Helenium: Today may be a bit too cold... <shivering>
    Brachyscome: In that case, I have just the thing with me~!
    Brachyscome: Handmade by me! Woolen half pants!
    Helenium: Waa~! So warm! Thank you very much!
    Gaillardia: He-ey! Helenium~ ...that's strange~ I could have sworn she was around here a minute ago...
    Helenium: Gaillardia? I'm right here, you know~?
    Gaillardia: Ah! There you are! Really~ I couldn't see the usual skin area so I suddenly couldn't tell~!
    <picture - the usual skin area>
    Helenium: You recognize me by that!?
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    Title: Tying a necktie

    Water Lily: I remembered something important concerning brides.
    Nerine: Eh!? What is is? <fired up>
    Water Lily: That is, frankly speaking,
    Water Lily: necktie tying.
    Nerine: Now that you mention it, I have no idea how a necktie is tied in order to get that shape...
    Water Lily: I believe it's something you won't learn unless someone teaches you, so I'll do that for you~!
    Water Lily: First off, blindfold yourself with the necktie. ^.^
    Nerine: <Waah~!> True, it really is a process you won't get until someone teaches you...!
    <Nerine: I can't see anything~>
    Water Lily: Yup~! Isn't it?
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    Title: Dispensable chopsticks

    <Hosta blowing on her noodles>
    Plum: <Looks delicious~!> Thank you for the food~!
    <snap>
    Plum: Ah...
    Plum: Today's stroke of bad luck is this, huh~ I'm looking forward to the good luck I'll be having later~!
    Hosta: Putting aside your luck, what about the ramen?
    <Hosta: If you don't get new ones quickly, it'll get soggy...>
    Plum: It's fine!
    Plum: This happens a lot, so I usually carve a fork out of them with a chisel and use that.
    <Plum: It's already finished!!>
    Hosta: You're a strong-willed one, aren't you...
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    Title: Cute drinks

    Rangiku: What's the meaning of attaching such ornaments to an ordinary cup of coffee1...? <Hmmm...>
    Masdevallia: I, I think it's cute like this...
    Masdevallia: Umm... Also... From everyone who ordered this coffee... I can see the aura of happiness.
    <Kalanchoe and Multiflora in the background>
    Rangiku: Hmmm... Happiness, huh... Now that you mention it, looking at this bear cookie feels sooth...
    Rangiku: ing!?
    <bear melted>
    Rangiku: <It disappears so fast and they still decorate the coffee with it...!? I don't understand this after all...>
    Masdevallia: <Eh!? Only Rangiku's aura is...!?>

    1 See chapter 175.
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    Title: Medicinal porridge

    Plum: Today's lucky item is medicinal porridge~!
    Rangiku: Is that so? In that case I'll make some for you!
    Rangiku: Here's your medicinal porridge~! <steaming>
    Plum: Waa~! It looks delicious!
    <zoom -> splat>
    Plum: Kyaa!?
    Rangiku: A manyuu apeeared out of nowhere and jumped into the porridge...!!
    Plum: I'm so sorry! Because of me, bad luck struck Rangiku's porridge...
    Rangiku: No, it's fine. Let's go with this!
    <Rangiku: I've heard rumors that medicinal cooking like this exists too!!> 1
    Plum: Somehow, I think that's a bad ingredient to use, you know!?

    1 See chapter 10.
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    Title: Did you see a ghost?

    Monotropastrum: He...
    Monotropastrum: Help me... <staggering>
    Japanese Rowan: Kyaa-!! Is that a ghost!?
    Monotropastrum: Whew... Suddenly a sheet flew with the wind... ...that surprised me. <takes off the cloth>
    Japanese Rowan: Wha-at do you know. It was Monotropastrum!
    Japanese Rowan: I thought I finally managed to see a ghost~!
    <Japanese Rowan: That surprised me->
    Monotropastrum: I'm not a spirit...
    Monotropastrum: <There are spirits here though...>
    <Monotropastrum: As I thought, she can't see them...>
    Japanese Rowan: ?
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