Thread: Flower Knight 4-panel theater

Title: Nagashi soumen

Papyrus: Sleeping Princess spotted~!! We have a problem~!!
Silk Tree: <!!?> What seems to be the problem!?
Papyrus: I decided to eat some nagashi soumen, but I forgot to prepare the water~!
Silk Tree: Nagashi soumen...?
Papyrus: That's when you eat the soumen noodles flowing down the bamboo half-pipes. However, you need water for that~!
Silk Tree: I see... Leave it to me!
Silk Tree: Te-ya! <water attack>
Papyrus: Wabuh!

Title: Preparing fish

Sparaxis: Clove~! I caught some fish-!
Clove: Wow... those are some splendid fish.
Sparaxis: This time let's spit-roast the one on the right and make sashimi from the left one ♫
Clove: Okay.
Sparaxis: Let's go! <weapon equipped>
Clove: Yeah! <weapon equipped>
Sparaxis: Severing water blade¹!! <chop chop chop>
Clove: Heirich jishneiden²! <stab>
<Papyrus: Awesome!!>

¹ Sparaxis's special attack with it's name changed a bit - something like "Ressuiha"
² Clove's special attack - something like "Hairihhijishunaiden"

Title: Solar...

<The plains before Garde, where Canola and the group were searching for Novalis¹>
Canola: Ah-choo!
Canola: Uuugh... Is there no place to warm up around here I wonder...
Saint Paulia: In that case, over there~
Di Yu: Over there...?
Di Yu: That is... truly
Di Yu: a Solar...
Di Yu: Kotatsu...?
<Nazuna: Haah~ So wa~rm>
Canola: Kotatsu!?
<Canola: That wasn't an Altar!!>

¹ Main Story, First Part, mission 2

Title: Rouge's skill

Balsam: I've trained Rouge to pretend getting shot when I make a shooting gesture. Here, I'll show you.
Anchusa: Rouge's awesome! Show me, show me~!
Balsam: It's pretty talented if I say so myself. ...here we go, BANG!
<Rouge falls over>
Anchusa: Oooh~! <Awesome, awesome!!>
<Rouge in death throes>
<Rouge kicks the bucket>
Balsam: What do you think?
Anchusa: Doesn't it have way too much talent!?

Title: Let me fondle

Anchusa: Cowberry! Can I fondle your boobs? <incoming>
Cowberry: Of course not!!
Anchusa: I see - it's a pity. Your boobs are so pretty I really wanted to touch them... <sad>
Cowberry: Wha... Pretty...!?
Cowberry: Wha, what are you saying, stupid! ...good grief, I can't let you touch me, but I'll give you some candy. <Here you go.>
Anchusa: Ah! Can I really!? You're so kind, Cowberry~! <happy>
Cowberry: Wha... Kind...
Cowberry: If... if it's only for a bit, it's fine... <embarassed, presents herself>
Anchusa: Eh!? Can I!? Yaay~!!

Title: Scotch Broom is a small fry¹

Verbena: The gathering of witches... today I'll finally expose them.
Verbena: The small fry Scotch Broom won't notice me... ...Stalking activated!
Verbena: <Today, finally...> <sneaking>
<Scotch Broom: Waa~❤ It looks delicious❤>
<Scotch Broom: Oh, it's Wormwood!!>
<Scotch Broom: If it's fine with you, could we go shopping together...>
Verbena: <Today, finally> <sneaking with ice cream>
<Scotch Broom: Haah~ Today was so much fun♫>
Verbena: <When are you going to the gathering...?>
Verbena: <She's slacking off all day long... As I thought, Scotch Broom's just a small fry.> <enjoyed the day herself>

¹ Literally translating, it was "water flea", meaning someone small and unimportant

Title: The Menace of ***

Cepha Lanthera: That is... The Menace of Spring Garden!!¹
Cepha Lanthera: Undoubtedly a powerful and formidable enemy!!
Cepha Lanthera: Let's put our minds to it and face it!
Saint Paulia: The Menace of Spring Garden, huh...
Saint Paulia: In that case, does something like the Menace of Summer Garden~
Saint Paulia: or the Menace of Winter Garden exist, I wonder~
Saint Paulia: A Manace of the Indian Summer² Garden may exist as well~
<Saint Paulia: Ah, how about the Menace of Rainy Season Garden~>
Di Yu: Truly, since we live in Spring Garden it's called like that and there are no other Garden Menace pests...? Then again the possibility...
Canola: Since when was she dragging that costume with her...
Cepha Lanthera: Excuse me... The Menace of Spring Garden...
Pest: ...

¹ Main Story, First Part, mission 1
² Around November, mild late autumn weather

Title: A gorgeous outfit

Ghost Weed: To be wearing such a gorgeous outfit... I'll stand out, but I'm still happy!
Daisy: Ghost Weed, your hat is so cute! Daisy wants to try wearing it!
Ghost Weed: Go ahead, go ahead! I'll let you borrow it! <How about that...>
Daisy: Thank you~!
Erythrina: Waa~! What a cute cape!
Daisy: ♫~
Ghost Weed: Go ahead, try wearing it! It's an outfit made especially for me! <How about that...>
Erythrina: Yaay! Thank you!
<Purple Pansy: It's Ghost Weed.>
<Yellow Pansy: Cute clothes~!!>
Ghost Weed: Wha... What!?
Ghost Weed: When did this happen!?
Ghost Weed: It's cold!!

Title: A waste of an outfit?

Hop: Let's celebrate Pinkladies's victory and raise a toast~! <Cheers!>
Pinkladies: Gulp gulp... Fufu, not a bad feeling.
Hop & Pinkladies: Alcohol drunk lazily in the middle of the day is the best~! <Whew~>
Radish: Good grief... Saying things like that, the outfit you're especially wearing...
<Pinkladies sparkling>
Radish: <is wasted on you... is what I wanted to say, but thanks to the outfit she looks kind of erotic...!!>

Title: Risky swimsuit: continued

Burning Bush: Blue Lace Flower, can you knit lace swimsuits?
Blue Lace Flower: [special skill: lace knitting] Yes, I can. Should I make one?
Burning Bush: You can!?
Burning Bush: <A lace swimsuit...! If it's what I'm thinking about, it should be risky swimsuit, which makes you think you can barely see something...!!>
Burning Bush: <However if I'm wearing one alone in secret...♡> <getting excited>
Blue Lace Flower: Thank you for waiting, Burning Bush. Here's your promised lace swimsuit.
Burning Bush: Yaay~! Thank you very much!
Blue Lace Flower: I thought a modest design showing little skin would be a good idea, so I went for a one-piece type that extends down to your knees. <properly>
Burning Bush: ......