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    Title: Special lecturer

    Dendrobium: Don't push through everything with force alone! Do it once again using the same forms as before!
    <Subordinates: Yes!>
    Sutera: You're so cool, Dendrobium! You're just like a real teacher.
    Dendrobium: Thank you very much. Truth to be told... the fact that I'm doing well as today's special lecturer is probably thanks to the fact I've consulted Lobelia, who's working as a teacher.
    Subordinate: Dendrobium? We finished!
    Dendrobium: Good work. I can already see the results.
    Dendrobium: Let's end today's lesson here. ...So now
    Dendrobium: Your last task is to take this whip and hit me with it.
    Subordinate: Eh!?
    Sutera: <She picked up on something useless along the way!!>
    Name: Volarmis
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    Title: Lassi

    Coriander: For extremely hot curry you definitely need lassi.
    Garlic Vine: Is that so~! Thanks for the meal!
    Coriander: As expected, the curry here is delicious... I can't get enough... <chewing>
    Garlic Vine: The lassi is delicious too~!! <sucking>
    Employee: Excuse me, dear customer!! Out of the two ordered drinks we brought only one lassi and one tonkotsu1 soup by mistake!!
    Garlic Vine: Eeh!? Is that so~!?
    <Employee: Here's your lassi.>
    Garlic Vine: Hm~mm...
    Garlic Vine: I can't tell the difference!!

    1 Made from pork bone broth
    Name: Volarmis
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    Title: Big eater's trick

    <Balloon Vine chowing down>
    Jujube: Balloon Vine, that's some manner of eating!
    Jujube: How are you able to eat so much?
    Balloon Vine: Hmmm... Let's see...
    Balloon Vine: I like foods that are fluffy and look like clouds.
    Balloon Vine: <So...> If I make myself think that rice also looks like a cloud...
    Balloon Vine: It becomes fluffy and I can eat as much as I want of it ♪ <See?>
    Jujube: How does that work!?
    Name: Volarmis
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    Title: Magical herb tea

    Jujube: Even though I said I want to visit mom and dad...
    Jujube: Will I be able to do that just by drinking this herb tea you made for me, Creeping Bugleweed?
    Creeping Bugleweed: I mixed some magical powder that can grant wishes into it. <Fufu...>
    Jujube: Magical powder...? Does something like that really exist?
    Coriander: Hm~mmm? I don't think so... <??>
    Creeping Bugleweed: Fufu... I wonder?
    <Later>
    Coriander: Ah, it's Creeping Bugleweed... What is she up to...?
    <Creeping Bugleweed looking around>
    Creeping Bugleweed: Ah, here you are Commander... You know, I have a proposition...
    Creeping Bugleweed: How about giving Jujube a day off? As the town's pharmacist I believe she's in need of one soon...
    Name: Volarmis
    DMM ID: 317568967

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