Title: Eternal oath

Kiwi: Non! Let's practice making an eternal oath!
Kiwi: ...By the way,
Kiwi: where should I put the ring on you, Non?
Kiwi: <puts on the beak> ...Here?
Kiwi: Oh no! Like this, you won't be able to open your beak!
Kiwi: Nooo-! To make matters worse, I can't pull it off!
Kiwi: Aah~! Why didn't I notice that sooner~! As I thought, I'm just no good... <wakes up> ......Wait, what?
Kiwi: That was a dream~!! I'm so glad~~~~!!