Title: Quiz! Deep Record

Marshmallow Plant: I've got a quiz for the Asian Hazel who's often solving puzzles in her free time ♪
Asian Hazel: I think puzzles and quizes are different things, but sure.
Marshmallow Plant: Here's your question then. <puts on hat>
Marshmallow Plant: Which of the members of Deep Record fits the term "pitiful" the most?1
Asian Hazel: That's quite a question. <What's with the hat?>
Asian Hazel: ...Let's see here... Considering Marshmallow Plant's usual speech and conduct...
Asian Hazel: It came to me. Is the answer "everyone"?
<the usual Marshmallow Plant: Everyone is so pitiful.>
Marshmallow Plant: Fuffu- ^.^
Marshmallow Plant: The answer is that "pitiful" can also mean "pit full", so the one most probable to be filling a pit was our fieldwork specialist, Pothos~
Asian Hazel: So it was actually a word pun!!

1 The best I could do with this - she originally asks "who's the most pitiful [kawaisou]" while "kawa isou" can mean "river removal"