Title: A new hood

Muscari: Aaah...! My hood after that last battle... Everybody will see my hair...! <hood ripped>
Muscari: I need to buy a new one as soon as I can... Sorry for taking your time to go shopping together, Armeria.
Armeria: It's fine, it's fine! It's something Muscari desperately needs after all! Let's choose one!
Armeria: They don't sell hoods by themselves, so we're looking for a hat. For materials, we should obviously look for something easy to wash and thinking about times when you're sweating, 100% cotton ones should be the best... Stains easily stand out on white ones, so should we go for black or deep blue? <Hmmm...>
Armeria: Thinking long term, to protect your neck from sunburns, let's choose one with cloth in the back... Also, I'd like something cute, so maybe one with animal ears or something similar... Ah, for times when it gets lost it should have your nametag on it...
Muscari: E...... Excuse me......
Muscari: <As expected, this is going too far...>
Armeria: Ah! Sorry! For a moment, I thought I was choosing for one of the town's children!!