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    Title: Asphal's new item

    Silk Tree: Saffron, you seem to be in high spirits.
    Saffron: Fufu, is it so obvious? I guess it shows on my face♪
    Saffron: Actually, today I'm trying out Asphal's new line of underwear while I'm here! <peek❤>
    Saffron: I also have a few other articles and I'll be doing a design adjustment after school.
    Silk Tree: Woah... As expected from the celebrities' Asphal... Such a provocative design. <Look at all these laces...>
    Saffron: Silk Tree, would you like to try one on too?
    Silk Tree: Eeh!? But, such mature underwear... I wonder if it's ok for me as the head of the student council to wear it... <whispering>
    Saffron: Of course it is! Wearing Asphal's products has nothing to do with age! Let's keep it a secret from Teacher just in case though... <whispering>
    Teacher: ......
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    Title: Ice1 cake

    Oncidium: Let's eat some ice cake~! <ta-dah♪>
    Angraecum: It's so sweet and delicious.
    Oncidium: Sure is! Being in a warm room makes you feel the tastiness all the more~
    Ionopsidium: Ice cake...
    Ionopsidium: Aisu... to love... so this means "I love you"!? The feelings delivered on this sweet cake!! It's obvious I'm going to be head over heals for the sweet, sweet you with this, I have no longer any choice but to feel Oncidium's love and that makes me so...! So-! Fuaaaaaaaaaaaa! <hyperventilating>
    Oncidium: Even though we're in a warm room, Ionopsidium got all worked up!?2
    Angraecum: ...It could be because she cooled down with the ice cake... Couldn't it?
    Oncidium: Even meals have that effect on her!?
    Ionopsidium: <And then, with enough heat to melt the ice cake, the two of them...>

    1 The whole joke of this comic is the similarity of "ice" and "to love", both read "aisu"
    2 Ionopsidium's quirk is that her thoughts slow down in warm temperatures and go pretty much berserk in cold ones
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    Title: I'll get fat

    Black Baccara: Since we're already having a party, the kids should eat a lot.
    Black Baccara: Here you go, Cattleya, it looks like there's still a lot of cake and chicken.
    Cattleya: Wai...
    Black Baccara: Don't forget to eat your veggies too.
    Cattleya: Wai...
    Cattleya: Wait...
    Cattleya: ~~~uhm!!
    Cattleya: Oh come on! Give it a rest. I can get my own food perfectly fine by myself, not to mention I'll just get fat with all that! <Waah!>
    Black Baccara: Oh... Oh, that? In that case, you just need to exercise, right? From time to time I can come over and help you out.
    Cattleya: EH...!
    Cattleya: Such......
    Cattleya: ...Is
    Cattleya: Is that so...?
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    Title: Holy night's dream

    Worm Wood: Lady Welwitschia, here's your Christmas Banana Cake.
    Welwitschia: Hm? Thank you. How nice of you.
    Scotch Broom: We also have a Banana Turkey here.
    Butterfly Bush: We prepared a Bananamas Tree too~!
    Worm Wood: Lady Welwitschia, if there's anything else you'd need
    Worm Wood: be sure to leave it all to us, your maids. <smiling>
    Welwitschia: No!! As if!!
    Welwitschia: It can only be a dream!!
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    Title: Disinfection with boiling water

    Peace Lily: Whew...... After doing all that cleaning I sure got sweaty.
    Viola: <Funi~>
    Crinum: While taking a shower, let's throw everything into the laundry too! I'll disinfect the hair ornaments in boiling water!
    Viola: Woah...! Thank you very much!
    Viola: Disinfection in hot water..... It sounds so cute, like taking a bath. <Funi~>
    <boiling>
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    Title: Special New Year's Eve soba noodles

    Nazuna: I heard that the wish carried by New Year's Eve soba noodles is something along the lines of "May we live a long life".
    Nazuna: Let's splurge a little today and let's try making really long soba noodles to maximize the effects of that wish!
    Others: Oka~y!
    Canola: Since we're already doing this, I'd like to include many other wishes in this meal along with the one for a long life.
    Saint Paulia: That does sound like a good idea~
    Canola: How about mixing in a gold leaf to increase luck with money?
    Saint Paulia: Since high class wine is golden in color~ how about adding it to the soup stock~?
    Di Yu: Truly, garnish with eels to increase endurance?
    Cepha Lanthera: What if we add some red food coloring to the noodles to make them pink, so that they increase luck in romance...
    Nazuna: Sounds great! I absolutely want to adopt Cepha Lanthera's idea!
    <Nazuna: There we go- Let's keep adding more->
    Canola: In the end, you only chose the idea that is easy on the wallet, didn't you!?
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    Title: It's our year-usa!

    Hare's Tail Grass: I have a weird feeling that we'll be the main characters of this year-usa!
    Suzuki Grass: Let's do a lot more pranks!
    Hare's Tail Grass: I feel like we can even prank Pitahaya now! Let's run away after knocking at her door-usa! <knock knock>
    <Hare's Tail Grass: <laughing> Nishishi>
    <Suzuki Grass: <excited> Doki doki>
    Pitahaya: ...Huh? I thought somebody's come to visit me, but nobody's here. And here I thought it was Hare's Tail Grass and Suzuki Grass.
    Pitahaya: It's such a shame, I even wanted to give them their otoshidama.
    Hare's Tail Grass: Otoshidama!! We're here!!
    Suzuki Grass: Ah.
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