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    Title: Handy outfit

    Baikasou: Baikamo was all like "I'd love to wear them together~", so I had no choice but to wear it, but~
    Baikasou: why am I in such an outfit...
    Japanese Honeysuckle: I'm not really into these too... I did wear it since apparently Commander is.
    Baikasou: Both of us have it hard, huh~
    Japanese Honeysuckle: Yeah... Then again, if it's these clothes, it's really easy to take out and hide concealed weapons so it actually seems handy.
    Baikasou: It actually is!
    Baikasou: You could score some major profits if you were to wear this outfit and quickly take out and hide something like Parfum Notte's cards!
    Hyacinth: ......
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    Title: Poisonous mushroom?

    Yamashitae: Sad times are exactly when you should chow down on mushrooms-! Go, go~!
    Rough Cocklebur: Are you ok?
    Yamashitae: On my previous mission I failed really badly~ Ahahahahaha!
    Rough Cocklebur: Eh!? Why are you suddenly laughing...
    Rough Cocklebur: <Now that I think about it, I've heard about a poisonous mushroom that makes you laugh uncontrollably when you eat it.>
    Rough Cocklebur: <What should I do...? Should I use my whip on her back to make her throw them up...?>
    Yamashitae: Aah~ Mushrooms really are delicious~! I didn't even notice when I started laughing.
    <Yamashitae: Would you like some too, Rough Cocklebur?>
    Rough Cocklebur: That was so misleading!!
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    Title: Cookbook and drama collection

    Habanero: Ah! Could that book be...!!
    Habanero: Is that the great author Pouch Flower's drama collection!? I'm the biggest fan of hers! <pumped>
    Cranberry: Huh...? What I was reading was a cookbook on bread crust though...
    Habanero: Ah! My mistake... It has a similar color to the book I just brought with me... P, please forget what just happened...! <embarrassed>
    Cranberry: Fufu, you must like it quite a lot to get all worked up like that. ^v^
    Habanero: Only the cover's color looks alike... I'm so sorry.
    Cranberry: Oh my! The color really is similar~
    Tristine: Pyui!
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    Title: Kiss dispersion

    Turep: Crown of Thorns... I've already told you many times that this kind of thing~...
    Crown of Thorns: <Mmm~❤> What's wrong? Come on, let's kiss just like always.
    Turep: I... I... can't... No... you know~ It's like I just can't~ Or like the long ones......... are just shameless~
    <Turep: It's not like I want to hurt your feelings~>
    Crown of Thorns: Hm~ It can't be helped then.
    Crown of Thorns: In that case, how about putting a hold to the lo~ng kisses for now and going for a lot of small kisses?
    Crown of Thorns: Dispersing them like that no longer makes it shameless, right?
    Turep: ...Tha, that's true!?
    <Crown of Thorns: Right?>
    Common Sorrel: Turep!! You're getting deceived!!
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    Title: Toilet countermeasure

    Balloon Flower: Miko priestess clothes have surprisingly outstanding breathability♪
    Common Sorrel: If I were to wear such clothes, I think I'd actually need to go to the toilet more often~
    Balloon Flower: Is that really the case? If you're so worried about going to the toilet,
    Balloon Flower: why not just not wear anything underneath, so you can go anytime you need?
    Common Sorrel: Eh!?
    Common Sorrel: .........Now that you say that .........it makes sense.
    Balloon Flower: Right?
    [Later]
    Common Sorrel: Since it feels so breezy now, the number of times I go to the toilet went up~!! <running in panic>
    Common Sorrel: Why didn't I think of this before~!
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    Title: One of the sisters

    Red Tulip: I have some deluxe "service" in store for our overworked Commander♪ Mfufu, what do you think that means?
    White Tulip: You're saying such things again... Red sister, you're still doing as you please! <Come on~>
    Red Tulip: Oh my, don't worry about it♪
    White Tulip: No! I'm also a full-fledged member of the four Tulip sisters!
    White Tulip: I'm not just going to shut up and watch you do whatever you want!
    Red Tulip: Eeh!?
    White Tulip: Even if big sister's like that, she's still a splendid doctor and flower knight. Considering that, if she keeps getting away with that bad habit of hers...
    Red Tulip: Wa... wait~!!
    Commander: ......
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    Title: Experimentation subject for the new medicine

    Yellow Tulip: Every time I'm searching for a subject to test my new drug, Purple Tulip is nowhere to be seen~ I wonder if she's reading my mind.
    Yellow Tulip: ...so I thought, but actually there she is!
    Yellow Tulip: Hey! Purple Tulip!
    Yellow Tulip: ...Wait, what!? She disappeared!? Could it be that in addition to reading minds she even has the ability to teleport......!?
    <Yellow Tulip: So mysterious~>
    Purple Tulip: ......
    Yellow Tulip: Purple Tulip, where are you~
    Purple Tulip: <...Phew> That was too close...
    Name: Volarmis
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