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    I posted this to help everyone grind for Viagra. Im not sure what else to add, but let me know what info would be helpful to you.

    Opponents deck:
    Card Level Attack Health Condom Fuck You
    Ice Cream 14 9 22 3 1
    Ice Cream 14 9 22 3 1
    Vamp 9
    Officer 6
    Officer 6
    Proc 10
    Proc 10
    Diamond 12
    Diamond 12
    Diamond 12
    Tequila 13
    The actual deck info wont help you much.

    All you need to know is that there are only 2 cards you have to worry about:
    Ice Cream and Diamond Rings! Both have high health, and Fuck You adds to it. Both require an attack of 23 to kill. If you dont, it will fuse and make the fight harder. The AI cheats, returning a fused card back to the full health value. Unlike when you fuse, and you gain some health depending on the difference between what the current health was, and what it would have gained after fusion. AI gets a full heal, while you gain a few health points.

    23 attack seems like alot, because even with my leveled deck, the highest attack without fusion is 15.

    THINGS YOU CAN DO:
    Avatar- mine gives +4 attack, which is helpful
    Fusion- all my cards get a 8 marijuana (thinker item + any character).
    Bdsm- if played first, you gaining attack in preparation for these two cards. This works if not up against Ice Cream or Diamond Ring from the start. If you are (against these two from the start), hopefully the opponent doesn't fuse next turn.
    Anal Plug- Great ability that does damage before your attack. Also helpful if you have multiple cards already in play.

    Worst cases: Opponent gets a Fusion Proctologist. This is the one scenario i could lose the fight. Once they get this out, it will keep gaining attack (not only does it have high health, but bdsm and could have either Anal Plug or Marijuana). If it is in the first slot, you wont be able to take it out because of its high health. After the each round it attacks, it will have gained 7 attack. Only way to win is having multiple cards already in play, and throwing high health cards to limit the amount of life point damage your taking. the longer the fist, the more devastating this card will be. If none of your cards already in play have Bdsm, your probably not gonna win, as you cant gain momentum when its killing your newly played cards, and hurting life points while doing so. It all falls on the cards already active, which gets blocked by the opponents newly played cards at some point.
    Last edited by hornyg4mer; 06-30-2020 at 01:52 AM.

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