We need a mock yugioh world where people play children's card games on top of moving trains traveling at high speed. Our protagonist should pull out a win by saying "Screw the rules, I have money." followed by spending X amount of cash to play a card he shouldn't otherwise be able to play. That would be hilarious anyways.

"I sacrifice my horny kobold, and $5,000 to special summon the deity of sexual tension! Go, crush his dreams of ever getting laid." (I don't know)

Anyhow good luck with game Kinkoid, I'm enjoying it thus far! Also To Love RU and Soul Eater would be amazing.