Ok, so there was a "rewrite". I really can't see how you can get from "get lost and let me be with my one true love who I will marry" to "I will join your harem", maybe mind controll by some ninja whatever technic.

I never was into naruto anyway, so I might not get it.

Oh, and for the one unregistered guy, if you are so much against waisting your time, you shouldn't have answered in the first place.