So, I'm tired from lack of sleep, exhausted yet can't sleep. Woke up at 5AM after "sleeping" for a couple of hours. Out of my mind.

Really want that Pumpkin Artemis. Dispel would open so many doors for my Thunder team, and that's what I main. It's not like I have financial trouble, so being a Wallet Warrior wouldn't exactly kill me. Why not just pay2win a Pumpkin?

Well, tired as I am, I'm not COMPLETELY out of my mind, so better play around in Sanahtlig's Gacha calc first. 30 bucks SR currently 12% chance (with the bonus). 50% would be 161 bucks. 90% just a mere 535, and you can still fail that!!!1

Fuck me, I may be out of my mind, but I'm not THAT out of my mind. That's just crazy.


... oh look, they're redoing guaranteed SSR soon. I was hoping that'd happen during Koihime so I've been holding off, but fair enough then. I guess I might as well load up and go for it.

The SSR pull does... huh, useless SR weapon. Another useless SR weapon. A useless SR Eidolon. Iblis (SR Hime). Rakshaka (R Hime). Holy shit, 4/9 SRs? Even if three of them are complete trash, that's just crazy.
Aaaaaand Ryu-Oh from the SSR guaranteed slot. RYU-OH?!? That's just fucking bullshit. Holy shit she's so OP that words cannot begin to describe. I thought I was going to do badly in Wrath (because my Water weapon grid is beyond pathetic and my Water team is also ass), but with BS Ryu-Oh, I can run Andromeda (or Cass if there's buffs) with Sniper Shot and I'll have -40% Def -40% Atk AND Black Propaganda. That is so beyond-OP that the only thing that's stopping me from swapping my main to Water is my weapon grid (as my only Water events so far have been Vritra and Rahab). That weapon grid will get much better in the next two months since there's two Water events coming. If I don't get Karin with Guaranteed SSR pull + 18000 Jewels, I probably will swap to Water at that point. I mean, I just need to slap Cthulhu or something from Miracle Ticket and I'm all set.

So anyway. That's then. And now is now. And I still want that Pumpkin Artemis. I have money loaded up. I'm still tired. Fuck it, why not. How bad can it be.
First pull, 9/9 Rs. Well, that's just RNG for you. Way above expectations in the last pull, slightly below expectations this pull. And the guaranteed SR slot iiiiiis...
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... well then. I guess 12% is 100%.

Overall, pretty happy with these results. And pretty happy with myself.
... I just spent money on a web-browser gacha game, and I'm happy with myself. That's how they get you.
That's how they get you.