So, this event has ended. For future reference, here are the winners:

Experts:
1. Susurrus 723 (543)
2. Salt 646 (-)
3. Drama Club 609 (888)
4. Ixion 607 (746)
5. =Akatsuki= 603 (421)
6. Axis Mundi 573 (451)
7. Double Dz 556 (480)
8. Amaterasu 548 (485)
9. ToF 510 (-)
10. v(^^)w EU 487 (-)
11. Godtamers 486 (-)
12. Пандорика (Pandorika) 478 (483)
...
14. ÐarkĤell 459 (-)
...
16. Perfection 434 (-)
...
??. DarkAngel (-)

Ultimates:
1. Drama Club 681 (500)
2. Salt 533 (-)
3. Susurrus 526 (319)
4. Amaterasu 508 (312)
5. =Akatsuki= 492 (314)
6. Пандорика (Pandorika) 475 (290)
7. Ixion 468 (489)
8. Axis Mundi 422 (276)
9. Double Dz 404 (254)
10. Perfection 399 (-)
11. ToF 385 (-)
12. Godtamers 381 (-)
...
14. ÐarkĤell 365 (-)
...
??. DarkAngel (-)
??. v(^^)w EU (-)

PP:
1. Error 404 Not Found 50m (Drama Club)
2. Autastic 48m (Salt)
3. Div 31m (Salt)
4. igt 39m (Perfection)
5. Namsu 37m (Amaterasu)
6. VERYVOODOO 34m (Ixion)
7. Dunhere 33m (Susurrus)
8. ScytheFenrir 32m (Amaterasu)
9. Hinyu 32m (Drama Club)
10. SlickFenix 31m (Godtamers)
11. Bam 31m (Drama Club)
12. superxham 30m (ÐarkĤell)
13. Sithrael 29m (Axis Mundi)
14. Sora 29m (Susurrus)
15. yAMAiNOS 28m (Salt)
16. Whitefudge 28m (Drama Club)
17. f00lship 28m (Salt)
18. pandamic77 27m (Susurrus)
19. aj1332 27m (DarkAngel)
20. reyx 26m (Пандорика (Pandorika))

Good work, everyone.

Union old kill-count is marked in (). Why? I wanted to check our power-level creep from the previous Lust (from about eight months ago). I find this kind of information interesting, as Lust is basically the only thing that shows us this (as the other Union events are pretty much just about individuals multi-clienting Paratrains). Most Unions seem to have improved their Ult kill counts by ~60%, with the biggest exception being Ixion. Bad pushing day maybe? As for Experts, well, it's obvious that people don't take Experts seriously.


In other news, I also found this post from that thread:
Quote Originally Posted by Slashley View Post
And it's not like there be a new Union event.
Ever.
Shit, Slashley was wrong about the future! HOW COULD YOU!