There is a big difference between back to back events, and simultaneous events. It isn't as if inserting skipped events into the scheduled would require we then redo the events we did get. Not to mention, revival events usually do not provide the same opportunity as the normal event to get the unit. For instance they only last for the weekend rather than a full week, and collection and star events instead require you to collect a special currency and trade it for copies of the unit, which in turn means you rely on luck for the cost reductions where normally it would be a sure thing with those types of events.

Really I fail to see why you are so set on rushing ahead. Give us back to back events certainly, but why skim over events? It isn't as if there is some goalpost we are rushing to reach.