Man Luna needs a freakin' Affection nerf.

Going from Girlfriend to Lover requires buying 2 Mystic Slippers. This costs roughly 3.2154 quintillion dollars. At my current rate of having the Fast Food, Casino, Art, Sports, Movies, Legal, Space, and Love jobs going (all maxed, Prestige Boost x468.98, Store Boost x8192), it'll take me roughly 5,769,995 seconds to make that money. That's 96,166.6 minutes, or 1602.78 hours, or 66.78 days. I need to log in once a week for a little over two months just to get a two-page porn scene. Or I can stumble for about half a second on the internet and get 10x that amount.

Now imagine you're a hard-working fella (or lady...? There might be maybe 1 or 2 of you out there playing this game) who reaches the max Prestige multiplier without spending a dime on the store-bought boosts. It'll take you over a year to unlock Luna's scene.

Unless, of course, you drop 2 finite-without-spending-money Diamonds on giving them to her. Totally a reasonable compromise, and not super ridiculous at all.