They're not going to allow us to disable or hide their ruby-consuming blackmail annoyance scheme. It's just not going to happen.

Come on, people...getting rid of a dimensional chest on the event board is just a matter of four clicks. It only becomes a big chore if you let them accumulate. I can't even fathom letting it get to where there are hundreds of them. They only show up when you're actively playing and combining, so just click them off as they show up.