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 | | One day, while out in the forest practicing your Survival Training, you’re attacked out of nowhere by a sharply dressed bear! |
| | Before she can land a super sick burn, a wolf suddenly intervenes! |
 | | After a ferocious battle, the wolf drives the bear away and looks at you with intense brooding eyes. As he licks his wounds, he scoffs… |
| | “Oh, it’s you. Well, don’t get too excited. That bear and I just had some… Unfinished business.” |
| | “Why are you looking at me like that? With that weird gleam in your eye? Don’t tell me you’re going to KEEP bothering me? FML.” |
 | | Amongst the blossoms, Volks gives you a rare smile. “Alright alright. Don’t get all touchy feely on me. You’re good people. Now get out of my bubble.” |
 | | “So we’ve gotta kiss me for this to work? Lame. Alright, here goes nothing…” Suddenly there’s a shower of sparkles and bubbles, which reveal a broody (and still somewhat fuzzy) guy. |
 | | As you and Volks are having a staring contest, he unexpectedly reaches over and kisses you, trying to win. But his lips linger much longer than expected, until there's a sudden magical explosion! The curse is broken! |
 | | “Hey. I took this picture for you. I lost my shirt, and didn’t feel like finding another I guess. You’re welcome. Hit me up for more dates. Or not. Whatever.” Love – Volks |
 | | You feel Volks staring at you. Without warning he pulls you by your waist and begins to kiss you. He's suddenly filling all your senses, soflty biting your lips, his pants bulging... when there's a magical explosion! Surprised, you both look down to see that the curse is broken! |
 | | Rising to his feet, he stares at you with wolfish eyes. He turns you around and pulls you against him, his erection pressing between your buttocks, and he bites your neck. You fall to the couch, sucking and playing, until he cums at last with urgent, wild groans. |
 | | Later, he smiles at you with a dangerous coyness. "Well, that's one way to show me you care. I hope you don't mind if I return the favor..." He grows hard again before your eyes, and the night is young... |
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 | | Here’s a tip: swan boats aren’t made for wolves. Real shocker, I know. Also – wet wolves smell a lot like wet dogs. So now we’ve got that to enjoy. |
 | | Whatever. I think I liked the ride better when I kept almost drowning. |
 | | Whatever. I think I liked the ride better when I kept almost drowning. |
 | | That was terrible. The salad wasn’t even the worst part. It was the waiter that kept asking me why I wasn’t, “Hungry like the Wolf”. I’m glad I bit him. |
 | | I don’t do “dinner conversations”, and you can’t make me. |
 | | I don’t do “dinner conversations”, and you can’t make me. |
 | | That roller coaster almost killed me. Let’s do it again. |
 | | Next time, let’s tie up the ride operator and turn the speed up. |
 | | Next time, let’s tie up the ride operator and turn the speed up. |
 | | No, I won’t give the bone back. That skeleton had it coming, and I’ve already buried it. It just isn’t happening. |
 | | Haunted house? More like “unwanted house”. |
 | | Haunted house? More like “unwanted house”. |
 | | You’re in trouble. Because I have your scent. And the big bad wolf is coming to get you. |
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