A friend told me she never masturbates.Do you know how often I pleasure myself?
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Are you an early bird or more a night owl?
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There's nothing better than staying in bed all day with a lovely girl! |
Are you staring at me?
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I'm looking deep in your eyes. The ocean-blue color of your eyes make me so hot right now.
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Be honest, are you dating other chicks right now?
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Yeah, I meet some girls, you know... casual dating.
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Did you go to college?
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I was a pretty fast learner in college.
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Do you drink a lot of alcohol?
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Maybe a bit too much. But I'll never get too drunk. I always want to stay in control.
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Do you enjoy the cheerleaders at the stadium?
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Yeah, they make a good game even better!
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Do you know a cool place for me and my friends to hang out?
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I'm not from around here, but I've heard the beach is a fun place to hang.
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Do you like a girl with curves?
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Who doesn't? I'm pretty good in handling a curvy ass.
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Do you like my uniform?
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It looks cute on you. It gets me kind of hot.
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Do you like open relationships?
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Nope, if I'm with a girl then I'm only with her! I think everything else is filthy.
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Do you like partying?
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If partying involves you, I'm down with whatever you're down.
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Do you like these big pumped up silicon tits?
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I really don't get it; all tits are lovely. Why making bowling balls out of them!
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Do you remember how old I am?
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20
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Do you remember my favourite color?
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Blue.
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Do you remember if I use toys when I'm alone?
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Yes
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Do you still talk with any of your ex-girlfriends?
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Yeah, I keep in touch with some of them.
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Have you ever cheated on one of your girlfriends? Be honest!
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Nope! Never ever!
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Have you ever taken advantage of a situation with a drunk girl?
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Come on, I'm not a jerk.
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Have you fucked a lot of girls in the past? Err, did I really ask this?! Okay, please tell!
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I lost count around fifty.
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Hey there! How's it going?
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I was not having a very good day until I saw you, cutie!
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Hey, baby! I was thinking about you.
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I was thinking about you too, while jerking off.
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I have so much studying left to do before the end of the semester.
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If you need some help, let me know, I was the valedictorian in my year.
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I like a man who takes charge. What would you do to show that you're a real man?
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I like to carry you in my arms and to throw you onto my bed.
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I love it if men have a good sense of humor.
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Yes, and seeing you smile all the time since we met seems to be a good start.
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I love laughing. Do you know any jokes?
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I'm actually quite a comedian. Maybe we could grab a drink and I'll make you laugh?
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I love the way you dress. What's your style?
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It can be anything you like. I catch on to new trends really quick.
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I need a guy who can also be my friend.
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I could talk to you, and then fuck your pussy to let all your worries disappear.
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I told you my favorite season! Do you remember?
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Fall
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I told you when I was born! Do you remember?
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April
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I'm sure you remember attitude regarding anal sex. Do you?
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Not interested
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I'm sure you remember my cup size?
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C
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I'm sure you remember my occupation, do you?
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Student
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I've been dreaming of a vacation for a very long time. Meeting new people and see historic places.
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Me too! Let's go to the beach and fantasize about an amazing trip to an island with two hills and a clean and juicy beach.
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I've told you how tall I am! Do you remember?
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5' 4"
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Is it just me, or does my top feel like it's shrinking?
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Man, you're making me feel like my shorts are shrinking, too.
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It's almost the weekend and I don't have any plans.
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I'm home alone and I was wondering if you'd like to watch a movie with me tonight.
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It's so hot outside. I think I'll go to the beach for some skinny-dipping.
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The water could cool us both down a bit. Maybe I'll join you.
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Look at that bitch! Her skirt is so short, she is almost naked!
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Trust me, your ass looks 10 times better!
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My outfit is so uncomfortable. Maybe I should change it.
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I think your outfit is sexy and provocative.
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One of my cheerleading friends has a hairy pussy, it's more a jungle than a bush! Do you remember my style?
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Shaved and juicy.
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What are you doing here? Are you lost?
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I came here hoping to find you.
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What are you doing tonight? Want to go out?
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Sure. What do you have in mind?
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What are you looking for in a girl?
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I like a smart, sexy girl, who can handle me in bed.
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What makes you happy?
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Making some breakfast for my girl on a sunny Sunday morning. And see her wake-up face while cuddling with her.
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What would you do if I told you that I'm single?
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I would give you a hug just to feel your body on mine.
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What would you do if you'd win the big 1 million jackpot?
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You know, I'd buy the beach bar I'm working in and an apartment. And of course, I'd give some money to my family.
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What would you do if your girl asked you to visit a vernissage?
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I would be happy to go with her! And later on, I'll paint some masterpiece with cum on her tits.
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What's my favorite hobby?
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Cheerleading
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What's the worst date you've ever been on?
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I went out with this bitch who only talked about her ex-boyfriend.
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What's your favorite place to take a girl out on a date?
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To a restaurant, then we should see where that leads us to.
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What's your favorite way to have sex?
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Really intimate, I like taking my time and making her scream at the top of her lungs.
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What's your idea of a perfect date?
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Staying at home, ordering pizza and a bottle of wine and watching a movie!
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Why are all men so obsessed with asses? My ex was talking about it all the time!
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He talks about other girls' asses while being together with you? What an asshole!
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Why do men think their dick size matters so much?
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Guys just link size to sexual arousal and pleasure.
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Yesterday a friend of mine told me that her boyfriend put his thumbs in her ass! Without any warning!
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Wow, that's rude! I would never do that!
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