A - C
| Are you an ass man or a boobs man? | |
 | If it's about you, then I'm an ass and a titties guy. You look too good to be true. |
| Are you staring at me? | |
 | I'm looking deep in your eyes. The ocean-blue color of your eyes make me so hot right now. |
| Are you an early bird or more a night owl? | |
| There's nothing better than staying in bed all day with a lovely girl! |
| Be honest, are you dating other chicks right now? | |
| Yeah, I meet some girls, you know... casual dating. |
| Can I tell you a secret? I'm a virgin. | |
 | Don't worry! We could do other things instead. |
| Can you handle your drink? | |
 | I can drink and party all night long with you besides me. |
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| Did you go to college? | |
| I was a pretty fast learner in college. |
| Did you ever fall in love? | |
| I might, if you go out with me. |
| Do I know you from somewhere? I remember a cute face when I see one. | |
 | Yeah, we met last week at the tanning salon. I complimented your ass. |
| Do you come here often? | |
| Whenever I have the time. I usually come here twice a week. |
| Do you drink a lot of alcohol? | |
| Maybe a bit too much. But I'll never get too drunk. I always want to stay in control. |
| Do you enjoy blowjobs? | |
 | Who doesn't? I love it when a woman puts her soft lips around my boner. |
| Do you enjoy cheerleaders at the stadium? | |
| Yeah, they make a good game even better! |
| Do you enjoy oral sex? | |
| I love it! The one thing I love even more is when I get to lick your wet pussy. |
| Do you have a car? I could go for a ride. | |
| I do, hop in. You could take a few selfies in it, just for me to see. |
| Do you have a girlfriend? I would love to make her jealous. | |
| I'd leave my girlfriend in a second if I could feel your naked body in exchange! |
| Do you have a job? | |
| Yes, I work as an actor for the adult industry. |
| Do you have any hobbies? | |
| No, but I like women with interesting hobbies. Do you have any? |
| Do you know a cool place for me and my friends to hang out? | |
| Do I look like I care? | |
| I'm not from around here, but I've heard the beach is a fun place to hang. |
| Yeah, it's called my pants and there's a VIP room just for you. | |
| Do you like a girl with curves? | |
 | I like big tits and an even bigger ass. |
| Who doesn't? I'm pretty good in handling a curvy ass. |
| Do you like ass play? | |
| Are you kidding me? If your ass is involved, I would fuck it all night long. |
| Do you like hanging out at the beach bars? | |
| I like haning out wherever your pointy nipples hang out. |
| I'm on my way to a bar right now, meeting up with some friends. | |
| Yeah, but during summer it is too hot. |
| Do you like music? | |
| Sure. I like all kinds of music. |
| Do you like my clothing style? | |
| Yeah, you remind me of a well-known actress. |
| Do you like my natural skin color? | |
| It looks so good. Your body would go well with the color of my sheets. |
| Do you like my uniform? | |
| It looks cute on you. It gets me kind of hot. |
| Do you like open relationships? | |
| Do you like partying? | |
| If partying involves you, I'm down with whatever you're down. |
| Do you like talking dirty in bed? | |
| I could call you dirty names if you're into that. |
| Do you like tanning? I love being tanned. | |
| Your tan goes well with your perky boobs. |
| Do you like these big pumped up silicon tits? | |
| I really don't get it; all tits are lovely. Why making bowling balls out of them! |
| Do you like watching the sunset? | |
| I think it's beautiful. And I couldn't think of a better person to do that with, other than you. |
| Sunrise, sunset, anything involving drinks! |
| Do you like what I'm wearing? | |
| Oh my god! I can see your guitar tattoo. Wow! Is all I can say. |
| Do you live alone? | |
| I live with my best friend from college. We have the same interest, plus, I'm not alone all the time. |
| Yeah, I can't stand room mates. I'm all alone and I do whatever I want, whenever I want. |
| Do you mind taking my photo? | |
| Sure, I'll do it. But first, could you kiss me for good luck? |
| Do you play any instruments? | |
| No, but I'm fascinated with live bands. I think they deserve more then what they get. |
| Do you prefer making love or fucking? | |
| Fucking is more passionate than love making, right? |
| Do you prefer making love or having sex? | |
| Love is for losers. I like fucking young, sexy girls who are sexually open minded. |
| Do you still talk with any of your ex-girlfriends? | |
| Yes i keep in contact with some of them. |
| Does my ass look big in this pants? | |
| Are you kidding me? Your ass is magnificent! |
| Nah, baby, it's absolutely perfect! Why don't you unbutton a little? |
| Does my ass look big in this skirt? | |
| Not big, but keen. Which is the perfect shape. |
| Does my ponytail make me look younger? | |
| It does, but I would still throw you in my bed tonight. |
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| Have I seen you before? | |
| Unfortunately not. I would never forget a sexy body like yours. |
| Have you ever cheated on one of your girlfriends? Be honest! | |
| Nope! Never ever! |
| Have you ever done it with two girls at the same time? | |
| No, but it's one of my biggest fantasies. |
| Have you ever taken advantage of a situation with a drunk girl? | |
| Come on, I'm not a jerk. |
| Have you fucked a lot of girls in the past? Err, did I really ask this?! Okay, please tell! | |
| I lost count around fifty. |
| Have you heard about fisting? What's that? | |
| Fisting is too messy. A sweet girl like you should not know about it yet. |
| Hello, baby! How's it going? | |
| Hey, sexy! I'm doing good now that you're here. |
| Hey cutie, are you here alone? | |
| Well, now that you ask... Actually, no I'm not. I'm imagining that I'm here with your sexy, curvy ass. |
| Hey there! How's it going? | |
| I was not having a very good day until I saw you, cutie! |
| Hey there! Is that a new watch? I love gold. | |
| Thanks for noticing, yeah, it's brand new. Just got in some fresh money. Maybe we should talk over some drinks tonight? |
| Hey there! Mind if I walk next to you to the beach? | |
| Sure, come with me. I'd like to be seen with you in public. |
| Hey there, stud! Are you out shopping? | |
| Hey, beautiful! I'm actually looking for a nice girl like you. |
| Hey, baby! I was thinking about you. | |
| I was thinking about you too, while jerking off. |
| Hey, stud? What are you up to? | |
| I was thinking that I was going to do stuff, but no inspiration. |
| Hey, what's up? Do you like the beach? I'm such a big fan of it! | |
| Yeah, I love it. Almost as much as I like your big fat titties bouncing up and down in my face. |
| Hey! How is your day going so far? | |
| Awful. I need someone to make me think about something else. | |
| I forgot all about it from the moment I saw you. |
| It's good, but it's better now that you're here. | |
| How do you feel about masturbation? | |
| I think it's normal for a guy to masturbate as often as he has the time. |
| How often do you masturbate? | |
| As much as I can, it's natural and you get to know yourself by doing it. |
| Maybe twice a month. I don't feel like doing it more often. |
| Not often enough. I rarely have the time. |
| Once a week. If I see a girl with big boobs like yours, twice a day. |
| How should a pair of boobs look in your opinion? | |
| The bigger, the better. I mean, look at you! Yours are just perfect! |
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| I do yoga for recreation. Do you think I should continue doing it? | |
| Oh, yes, please! You're probably pretty flexible, right? |
| I give amazing massages. Where would you like one? | |
| My tight abs have been waiting for a woman's touch for some time now. |
| I have a groupie who is stalking me. What do you think I should do about it? | |
| Show him to me. I'll take care of him. Nobody is messing with you from now on. |
| I have so much studying left to do before the end of the semester. | I was valedictorian (answer for Lara) | |
| I just had the longest day. How was yours? | |
| Uneventful. Nothing ever happens! |
| I like a man who takes charge. What would you do to show that you're a real man? | |
| I like to carry you in my arms and to throw you onto my bed. |
| I would spank your ass and talk to you dirty! |
| I like having good toys to play with, if you catch my drift. | |
| Me too. They make sex more interesting and uninhibited. |
| I love it if men have a good sense of humor. | |
| Yes, and seeing you smile all the time since we met seems to be a good start. |
| I love laughing. Do you know any jokes? | |
| I'm actually quite a comedian. Maybe we could grab a drink and I'll make you laugh? |
| I love the way you dress. What's your style? | |
| It can be anything you like. I catch on to new trends real quick. |
| I'm a man. I only wear clothes when I'm not having sex. |
| My style is making girls think I look hot. |
| I may be a virgin, but I know what I want. | |
| Well, I can be strong and gentle. I can touch you tenderly. |
| I need a guy who can also be my friend. | |
| I could be there for you, talk to you, and then I could fuck your pussy and make all your worries fade away. |
| I'll be your father, your fuckboy and your friend. |
| I think working out is so rewarding. | |
| When you have an ass shaped like that, it is. |
| I want you to come inside me and give me an orgasm. | |
| But maybe you could jerk me off first, to get me in the mood? | |
| I'll get you all hot and moist from my cum. You like that? |
| That's a great idea! But what about me? | |
| I was wondering when you'd be hitting on me, 'cause I think you're kind of sexy. | |
| Well bitch, the universe has shined a light upon your big ass. I'm single and ready to mingle. |
| I'm shopping all day. What do you do? | |
| I don't have a job. I'm just living a dream. | |
| I'm drooling over your pesky breasts every time I see them. |
| Waiting for you outside the mall. | |
| I'm thinking about getting a job. What do you think will be best for me? | |
| With that sexy body you won't have to work a day. |
| I've been dreaming of a vacation for a very long time. Meeting new people and see historic places. | |
| Me too! Let's go to the beach and fantasize about an amazing trip to an island with two hills and a clean and juicy beach. |
| If you could choose one, what would your superpower be? | |
| The power of pleasing you, until you can't take it no more. |
| Is it just me, or does my shirt feel like it's shrinking? | |
| Rip off your clothes, I'd love to see your tits and ass bouncing freely. |
| Is that a flashlight in your pants, or are you happy to see me? | |
| Seeing your big titties made me cum already. |
| It's almost the weekend and I don't have any plans. | |
| I'm home alone and I was wondering if you'd like to watch a movie with me tonight. |
| It's so hot outside. I think I'll go to the beach for some skinny-dipping. | |
| The water could cool us both down a bit. Maybe I'll join you. |
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| Look at that bitch! Her skirt is so short, she is almost naked! | |
| Trust me, your ass looks 10 times better! |
| My husband thinks that my breasts are too big. | |
| I love them as they are. I can't stop staring at them. |
| I think they could be even bigger. | |
| If he paid for them, he should not complain. | |
| My job is so stressful. What should i do to unwind? | |
| I'll carry you in my arms to my place. | |
| Let me wine and dine you tonight. It's therapeutic. | |
| Sex is the best therapy for me. Let me show you how to have a good time. |
| My outfit is so uncomfortable. Maybe I should change it. | |
| I got a boner just from looking at your ass. |
| I think your outfit is sexy and provocative. |
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| Wait a minute, cowboy! Where are you going in such a rush? | |
| My girlfriend is waiting for me! Just kidding, I'm all alone with this huge boner. Maybe you could give me a hand with that? |
| Want to go for a quick swim with me? | |
| Great idea! I will, however, let you know that I only swim naked. |
| Want to join me for a quick dip? | |
| Sure! Maybe some beach volleyball, too. |
| What about some dirty talk in bed? Have you done it before? | |
| Oh, yes! I love it! I could call you all kinds of kinky things. |
| What are doing tonight? Want to go out for drinks? | |
| I'd love to go out with you, but I would prefer a more intimate place. | |
| Not a bad idea. Which bar do you have in mind? |
| We could have drinks first, and some fun afterwards. | |
| What are you doing here? Are you lost? | |
| I came here hoping to find you. |
| What are you doing tonight? Want to go out? | |
| Sure. What do you have in mind? |
| What are you looking for in a girl? | |
| I like a smart, sexy girl, who can handle me in bed. |
| What are you looking for in a woman? | |
| Clear blue sky in her eyes, big tittes, and passionate about sex. |
| I'm looking for a girl who would call me daddy. |
| I'm not looking for a commitment right now. |
| What do you do for fun? | |
| I like going out and meet new, hot and fuckable girls, such as you. |
| What do you like doing in your spare time? | |
| I like to sneak up to your window and watch you get undressed. |
| I like to spend it in the company of a sexy girl like you. |
| Is masturbating an alternative? |
| What do you like to do in our spare time? | |
| I like going to the gym. A healthy body is very important to me. |
| What do you think about blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls, such as me? | |
| They are extremely sexy. The best thing about them is seeing them naked. |
| What if my husband finds out about you? | |
| Maybe he'll find about me while I'm giving you the orgasm of your life in your bed. |
| What is your biggest fear? | |
| That I would never get to have children. |
| That I would never get to know what your pussy tastes like. |
| What kind of activities do you prefer? | |
| Meeting new girls that are open to new sexual experiences. |
| What kind of fantasies do you have? | |
| To make you beg for my boner. |
| What makes you happy? | |
| Making some breakfast for my girl on a sunny Sunday morning. And see her wake-up face while cuddling with her. |
| What type of girl do you like? | |
| Just like you. Energetic, sexy as hell, and ready for anything. |
| What would you do if I told you that I'm single? | |
| I would definitely ask you to marry me. |
| I would slap your ass and pinch your nipples. |
| What would you do if you'd win the big 1 million jackpot? | |
| You know, I'd buy the beach bar I'm working in and an apartment. And of course, I'd give some money to my family. |
| What would you do if your girl asked you to visit a vernissage? | |
| I would be happy to go with her! And later on, I'll paint some masterpiece with cum on her tits. |
| What would your dream-girl look like? | |
| Well, I should put a mirror in front of you. |
| What's the biggest compliment you've ever received? | |
| A girl complimented my sex technique. I enjoyed that compliment very much. |
| What's the longest relationship you've ever had? | |
| Six months. But I would love to try to beat that with a girl who deserves it. |
| What's the worst date you've ever been on? | |
| What's your favorite place to take a girl out on a date? | |
| A candle-lit dinner at my parent's house. | |
| At my place. I have all the right toys for the perfect date. |
| To a restaurant, then we should see where that leads us to. | |
| What's your favorite way to have sex? | |
| Really intimate, I like taking my time and making her scream at the top of her lungs. |
| What's your idea of a perfect date? | |
| Staying at home, ordering pizza and a bottle of wine and watching a movie! |
| When did you lose your virginity? | |
| On my 21st birthday party. A girl I used to have fantasies with gave me the best sex of my life. |
| Where do you like to spend your time? | |
| Having new experiences, wherever they would take me. |
| In my bed, watching TV and chilling with cute girl like you. |
| Where do you see yourself in 5 years? | |
| Being married to you and having 2 kids already. | |
| Having my own company and enjoying life to the fullest. |
| I see us. Together. But no worries, just good old one on one fun every day. |
| Why are all men so obsessed with asses? My ex was talking about it all the time! | |
| He talks about other girls' asses while being together with you? What an asshole! |
| Why do men think their dick size matters so much? | |
| Guys just link size to sexual arousal and pleasure. |
| Would you go out with me? | |
| Even more so, I will carry you to my bedroom after. | |
| Sure, and maybe after 3 dates we will kiss. | |
| We could go out drinking at any club, and then I want to see you naked on my bed. |
| Would you mind grabbing a coffee with me real quick? | |
| A coffee? With you? Hell, yeah! I might as well be dreaming. |
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| Yesterday a friend of mine told me that her boyfriend put his thumbs in her ass! Without any warning! | |
| Wow, that's rude! I would never do that! |
| You look good. Do you work out or do any sports? | |
| Yeah, gym in the morning and football practice at noon. Want to touch these pecs? |
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