About: Maestro Von Maestro, or Maestro as he is more infamously known as, is a manic composer. He will stop at nothing to produce only the most sublime music; music that will drive the listener to orgasm uncontrollably at Maestro's command. To achieve this, he is not above kidnapping and subduing entire villages to become his audience. Unfortunately, he is oblivious to just how terrible his music really is and that the noise it produces is a bonafide boner killer.
