About: Costello is an entrepreneur and owner of the illustrious "Body Shots" pub. Often seen making inspired cocktails based on the personality of his patrons, each drink is as special and unique as the client themself. Though, to get inspiration for these drinks, he's required to taste and sample his patrons semen and cocks. He one day hopes to meet the man who will move him enough to create the ultimate cocktail. Who knows? It just might be you.
Parody Info: Mat Sella (Dream Daddy)
Costello is a younger parody of Mat, as evident by his youthful appearance, though he has similar braids and arm tattoos as him. Costello's outfit is akin to a bartender rather than on Mat's clothes. Both jobs are similar however, which is selling liquid beverages, but Costello sells liquor, not coffee.