About: Dan is a grad student at Sneaky Fuckers University. His goal is to be the best Sex Spy in the entire Haremverse. He's very handsome, and he can be a little clumsy, but in a charming way. Even though he has proven himself time and again, he still has a long way to go before he can achieve his goal. But enthusiasm isn't lacking with this one, he'll show that to you in and out of bed.
Parody Info: Ronald "Ron" Stoppable (Kim Possible)
Compared to Ron that is lean, Dan is more muscular, his hear is also red, rather than blond. Dan aims to be the best spy in the world, which is opposite of Ron, who also is not even a spy. That said, both still do some difficult missions and can get the job done, even clumsily.