About: An archeologist, a history teacher, and a sex relic hunter, Gardinal’s days are never boring!
From acquiring The Lost Dildo of Dry Orgasms, to defeating the Hungry Butthole Tribe’s attempt to rule all harems, he is always there where his adventure compass is pointing. His companions are his sharp mind and girthy dick.
Parody Info: Dr. Henry "Indiana Jones" Walton Jones Jr. (Indiana Jones)
Gardinal is the spitting image of Jones, only he is ginger and his outfit is mostly brown in color. Searching hidden treasures is their job as Archeologist though Gardinal's work is kinkier and his adventure is mostly filled with sexy puzzles.