Events: During Space Guys
- Random drop from battling Donatien. (Any Tier)
- Random drop from Epic or Event Pachinko. Pachinko:
- Appears in Mythic Pachinko. Events: During Orgy Days in July
About: Garland is a captain aboard a space station orbiting Earth, or at least that's what everybody around him thinks. Secretly, he is an alien ruler who was exiled from his home planet after it was taken over by a dark order that believes libido should be exterminated. Garland escaped, and now enjoys fucking earthlings and all other creatures he desires, while planning to take back his planet.
The devs have confirmed Garland to be a parody of Commander Shepard. Which can be seen just by looking at how similar the suit's are to each other. His one star pose also shares reference to what Commander Shepard wears in romancing time... but the whole antennae thing is it's own thing, and doesn't relate to Shepard in the slightest.