About: Joshua is the most basic dude you’ll ever meet - he's an average bass player, he has been jobless, boyfriendless, and crashing with his hotter, smarter best friend for the last two years, and yet there is just something about him that you can’t resist. Even though he's the definition of mediocrity, he somehow gets all the sexy men to suck him off backstage after his underwhelming concerts. Joshua claims it’s his amazing talent, but you have suspicions that it might just be his humongous dick that has all the men lining up to get pounded.
Parody Info: Scott William Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim)
Joshua had the same outfit as Scott but with different colors and brown hair, albeit darker. Both are guitarist who also just happens to be the most average guy ever, but otherwise something about them is different, and it's likely their charisma. Joshua's famous huge dick is likely a reference to Scott's longsword which he gained when powering up with the power of love, as it's long and looks like a phallic weapon.