Events: During Sci-Fi
- Random drop from battling Edward. (Any Tier)
- Random drop from Epic or Event Pachinko. Pachinko:
- Appears in Mythic Pachinko. Events: During Orgy Days in December
About: José Altair works aboard the Cosmica Space Station as a security officer. He doesn’t take his job too seriously, there aren’t many security risks to worry about for most part, not when the crew spends most of their time fucking around. José had always dreamt about going into space, particularly, he was always excited by the prospect of cumming in zero gravity. When the time came, he wasn’t disappointed.
Parody Info: Lieutenant James Vega (Mass Effect 3)
He looks a lot like James but with blond hair and facial hair, fewer tattoos, and has a carpet of virility. Their outfits are the same though José is wearing only a plain white shirt and a green trouser. Unlike James that is a marine soldier, José is a security guard.
