About: Crazy experiments, kinky accidents and sexy scandals are run of the mill for Kale. As the factory’s guard, Kale is often at the forefront of the debauchery that takes place at the Kinky Goods labs. He likes to mess around on the production lines, sneaking a quick fuck when the bosses aren’t looking, just to add some extra spice to his day. It’s all in a day's work for this Kinky Goods employee.
Parody Info: Killer T Cell Squad Leader (Cells at Work!)
Kale's hair is curly rather than messy, it also green instead of blond. He wears a similar uniform but the shirt is blue. Unlike Killer T Cell, Kale is not a cell who's tasked to kill foreign entities of the body, but a security guard and he's more lazy and chaotic on the job, spending his hours mostly on fucking.
