About: Kirkland is a professor of Sexology and Relationships, but unfortunately he is quite stubborn and cannot see his own biases and how they affect his research. He often frequents a blogging site called Grumblr and uses it in his lessons to keep the content relevant to current discourse. He might need a reminder that an article having a conclusion is not the same as it being conclusive!
Kirkland's hair is green and he has glasses unlike Nube, and both his uniform and trouser are both light brown. He's a teacher as well but he doesn't have any superpowers like Nube, Kirkland is just a regular man who always act tough on the internet.