About: A wealth of information, Laptop-Senpai knows your every desire, all your dirty browser history and can acquire your deepest darkest needs with the click of a button. All those incognito porn searches made Laptop-Senpai horny for your touch. He wants to do everything you've ever searched for and make you cry out in ecstasy as he reenacts your hidden pining and lusting.
Parody Info: Zima (Chobits)
Laptop has a green hair, and while he wears a similar black outfit, it has green outlines, showing his cyber motif. While both has something to do computers, Laptop's bio isn't similar to Zima at all as while the latter is a villain, the former isn't, as he's a laptop given a human form and a horny one at that.