About: Every enterprise has its weak links, and at MonsterCock Inc. that would be Mario John - if he didn't have the highest count of unmasked monsters in the business. How does he do it? No one has the slightest idea, but he gets the job done, somehow. Especially knowing that all he thinks about is dicks. Maybe that's all it takes.
Mario John's appearance pretty much is Shaggy, just darker brown hair, sleeveless green shirt, brown pants instead of red. Unlike Shaggy, Mario John is more ripped and muscular. Both of them are goofy paranormal investigators that somehow can capture ghosts, and for Mario John, it's likely because he's always horny.
