About: Sexual correctional officer by day, avid antique collector...mostly by day, sometimes at night, it really depends on the season. And the antiques he has! The male phallus is and has been a symbol of health, prosperity and fertility in a number of cultures. Piotr would go to any length to expand his collection - and is quite grateful to anyone who is willing to give him a hand (or any other part of their body).
Parody Info: Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Piotr shares a similar look with Roy but spouts a goatee, and has a very hairy body unlike the clean shaven Roy, his military uniform is green compared to the blue ones his parody has. It is unknown if he can use fire just like Roy.