About: A suave and charming salesman, when there’s money to be made, Seppo is never far. No matter what you’re looking for, Seppo knows at least someone who knows someone, who knows someone who can get it. While being his customer surely has its upsides given his extraordinary skills, be sure to expect him to turn his back on you as soon as someone offers him an even sweeter deal. No cock or ass can top the bigger pile of money.
Parody Info: Sampo Koski (Honkai: Star Rail)
Seppo's outfit is definitely more skimpy, lacking his undershirt, and showing off his muscles. His hair and jacket are both green, as well as his weapon. Both are rather wicked merchant who have preference with making bucks. Like Sampo, he also has a case at the shape of a heart but instead of explosives, what's inside is actually a dildo.
