About: While he was sleeping with a co-ed in the local library, Calvin was bitten on his penis by a radioactive spider. He has since developed superpowers that allow him to shoot abundantly and use his sperm like a web with which he swings through the city with his new hero identity: WebGuy!
Parody Info: Peter "Spider-Man" Parker (Marvel Comics)
He has the same type of suit as spider-man just colored blue and purple, with a similar spider logo on the back instead of the front. Webguy also has a secret identity as Calvin who is a librarian instead of a news reporter like Peter Parker. He also has the ability to shoot webs just from a different place than his wrists.