28. Softball, Hard Cocks
1-10 March, 2026
Event Guys
Softball, Hard Cocks
GangGang
Hey! Mr. Angel here. Four of the nine teammates we were eyeing for our annual softball game against the Big Booty Bitches just confirmed. I wrangled us three basemen and a decent right fielder. The other guys, though… They might need a little… finessing, and I just know how much you like stretching.
The List
I always knew I could rely on you, bud. The guys who are not yet confirmed are: the pitcher, the catcher, the shortstop, the left fielder, and the right fielder. Why these fellas haven't confirmed yet, I dunno, but I'm counting on you to butter them up. I'll DM you the deets for each guy.
Fast Hands
For pitcher, I was thinking of Ryan Rose. That fella has one hell of a fast hand. Plus, the guy’s well-equipped for handling balls. I already asked him, but he's pretty iffy about the whole idea. We need to be more… convincing. That's where you and your "fast hand" come in, darling.
Bricked Up
Good job on landing us Ryan. Keep it up. For our centerfield, I was thinking we'd get Aaron Savvy. I mean, he's built like a brick house. He'd be perfect for holding down the fort. No, he did just flat-out deny the request, buuuut… I was thinking you'd know a way to get him to play ball.
The Thigh Gap
You actually managed to seduce him to join our side. Good job, little goober. Next, we need a boy with long, strong legs to be our left fielder. I saw Arad Winwin and… Mama, those hips! Those hips don't lie! I neeeed him! I-I mean, the team needs him. So go ahead and snatch us Mr. Big Legs, Daddy-O.
Golden Touch
Beautiful work there with Arad. With his speedy legs on our side, the odds are one inch… or a couple… more in our favor. For our catcher, I thought Beaux Banks’ magic hands would be just marvelous. However, he never ended up replying to me. Go see what you can do about that, sweetheart.
The Team Hole
Hell yeah, we've almost got a rock-solid squad up in this house. Good job, baby boy. Last up, every good team needs a good shortstop they can use to cum-dump all their frustrations into. It's basically the backbone of every team. For that role, you can never go wrong with little ol' JJ.
Softballs Assemble
Alright! You did it, champ! We've finally got our dream team of cocksuckers together. Now we can truly show those Big Booty Queens what we dick guzzlers are all 'bout! Softballers, assemble!
Score!
Holy shit! We did it! We actually won! By golly gee, this has never happened before. Wow, I don't know what you did, but you worked your sexy magic and got those wild cats pouncing into action. I'm sure the after-game locker session will be a sight to behold. Enjoy, champ, you earned it.
3h 40m
42 
GangGang
Hey! Mr. Angel here. Four of the nine teammates we were eyeing for our annual softball game against the Big Booty Bitches just confirmed. I wrangled us three basemen and a decent right fielder. The other guys, though… They might need a little… finessing, and I just know how much you like stretching.
3h 36m
48
The List
I always knew I could rely on you, bud. The guys who are not yet confirmed are: the pitcher, the catcher, the shortstop, the left fielder, and the right fielder. Why these fellas haven't confirmed yet, I dunno, but I'm counting on you to butter them up. I'll DM you the deets for each guy.
3h 33m
48
Fast Hands
For pitcher, I was thinking of Ryan Rose. That fella has one hell of a fast hand. Plus, the guy’s well-equipped for handling balls. I already asked him, but he's pretty iffy about the whole idea. We need to be more… convincing. That's where you and your "fast hand" come in, darling.
4h 14m
96
Bricked Up
Good job on landing us Ryan. Keep it up. For our centerfield, I was thinking we'd get Aaron Savvy. I mean, he's built like a brick house. He'd be perfect for holding down the fort. No, he did just flat-out deny the request, buuuut… I was thinking you'd know a way to get him to play ball.
4h 24m
108
The Thigh Gap
You actually managed to seduce him to join our side. Good job, little goober. Next, we need a boy with long, strong legs to be our left fielder. I saw Arad Winwin and… Mama, those hips! Those hips don't lie! I neeeed him! I-I mean, the team needs him. So go ahead and snatch us Mr. Big Legs, Daddy-O.
4h 28m
66
Golden Touch
Beautiful work there with Arad. With his speedy legs on our side, the odds are one inch… or a couple… more in our favor. For our catcher, I thought Beaux Banks’ magic hands would be just marvelous. However, he never ended up replying to me. Go see what you can do about that, sweetheart.
3h 52m
72
The Team Hole
Hell yeah, we've almost got a rock-solid squad up in this house. Good job, baby boy. Last up, every good team needs a good shortstop they can use to cum-dump all their frustrations into. It's basically the backbone of every team. For that role, you can never go wrong with little ol' JJ.
4h 31m
84
Softballs Assemble
Alright! You did it, champ! We've finally got our dream team of cocksuckers together. Now we can truly show those Big Booty Queens what we dick guzzlers are all 'bout! Softballers, assemble!
3h 19m
90
Score!
Holy shit! We did it! We actually won! By golly gee, this has never happened before. Wow, I don't know what you did, but you worked your sexy magic and got those wild cats pouncing into action. I'm sure the after-game locker session will be a sight to behold. Enjoy, champ, you earned it.
Equipment Set
