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Are you an ass man or a boobs man? | |
If it's about you, then I'm an ass and a titties guy. You look too good to be true. |
Are you staring at me? | |
I'm looking deep in your eyes. The ocean-blue color of your eyes make me so hot right now. |
Are you an early bird or more a night owl? | |
There's nothing better than staying in bed all day with a lovely girl! |
Be honest, are you dating other chicks right now? | |
Yeah, I meet some girls, you know... casual dating. |
Can I tell you a secret? I'm a virgin. | |
Don't worry! We could do other things instead. |
Can you handle your drink? | |
I can drink and party all night long with you besides me. |
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Did you go to college? | |
I was a pretty fast learner in college. |
Did you ever fall in love? | |
I might, if you go out with me. |
Do I know you from somewhere? I remember a cute face when I see one. | |
Yeah, we met last week at the tanning salon. I complimented your ass. |
Do you come here often? | |
Whenever I have the time. I usually come here twice a week. |
Do you drink a lot of alcohol? | |
Maybe a bit too much. But I'll never get too drunk. I always want to stay in control. |
Do you enjoy blowjobs? | |
Who doesn't? I love it when a woman puts her soft lips around my boner. |
Do you enjoy cheerleaders at the stadium? | |
Yeah, they make a good game even better! |
Do you enjoy oral sex? | |
I love it! The one thing I love even more is when I get to lick your wet pussy. |
Do you have a car? I could go for a ride. | |
I do, hop in. You could take a few selfies in it, just for me to see. |
Do you have a girlfriend? I would love to make her jealous. | |
I'd leave my girlfriend in a second if I could feel your naked body in exchange! |
Do you have a job? | |
Yes, I work as an actor for the adult industry. |
Do you have any hobbies? | |
No, but I like women with interesting hobbies. Do you have any? |
Do you like a girl with curves? | |
I like big tits and an even bigger ass. | |
Who doesn't? I'm pretty good in handling a curvy ass. |
Do you like ass play? | |
Are you kidding me? If your ass is involved, I would fuck it all night long. |
Do you like hanging out at the beach bars? | |
I like haning out wherever your pointy nipples hang out. | |
I'm on my way to a bar right now, meeting up with some friends. | |
Yeah, but during summer it is too hot. |
Do you like music? | |
Sure. I like all kinds of music. |
Do you like my clothing style? | |
Yeah, you remind me of a well-known actress. |
Do you like my natural skin color? | |
It looks so good. Your body would go well with the color of my sheets. |
Do you like my uniform? | |
It looks cute on you. It gets me kind of hot. |
Do you like open relationships? | |
Do you like partying? | |
If partying involves you, I'm down with whatever you're down. |
Do you like talking dirty in bed? | |
I could call you dirty names if you're into that. |
Do you like tanning? I love being tanned. | |
Your tan goes well with your perky boobs. |
Do you like these big pumped up silicon tits? | |
I really don't get it; all tits are lovely. Why making bowling balls out of them! |
Do you like watching the sunset? | |
I think it's beautiful. And I couldn't think of a better person to do that with, other than you. | |
Sunrise, sunset, anything involving drinks! |
Do you like what I'm wearing? | |
Oh my god! I can see your guitar tattoo. Wow! Is all I can say. |
Do you mind taking my photo? | |
Sure, I'll do it. But first, could you kiss me for good luck? |
Do you play any instruments? | |
No, but I'm fascinated with live bands. I think they deserve more then what they get. |
Do you prefer making love or fucking? | |
Fucking is more passionate than love making, right? |
Do you prefer making love or having sex? | |
Love is for losers. I like fucking young, sexy girls who are sexually open minded. |
Do you still talk with any of your ex-girlfriends? | |
Yes i keep in contact with some of them. |
Does my ass look big in this pants? | |
Are you kidding me? Your ass is magnificent! | |
Nah, baby, it's absolutely perfect! Why don't you unbutton a little? |
Does my ass look big in this skirt? | |
Not big, but keen. Which is the perfect shape. |
Does my ponytail make me look younger? | |
It does, but I would still throw you in my bed tonight. |
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Have I seen you before? | |
Unfortunately not. I would never forget a sexy body like yours. |
Have you ever cheated on one of your girlfriends? Be honest! | |
Nope! Never ever! |
Have you ever done it with two girls at the same time? | |
No, but it's one of my biggest fantasies. |
Have you ever taken advantage of a situation with a drunk girl? | |
Come on, I'm not a jerk. |
Have you fucked a lot of girls in the past? Err, did I really ask this?! Okay, please tell! | |
I lost count around fifty. |
Have you heard about fisting? What's that? | |
Fisting is too messy. A sweet girl like you should not know about it yet. |
Hello, baby! How's it going? | |
Hey, sexy! I'm doing good now that you're here. |
Hey cutie, are you here alone? | |
Well, now that you ask... Actually, no I'm not. I'm imagining that I'm here with your sexy, curvy ass. |
Hey there! How's it going? | |
I was not having a very good day until I saw you, cutie! |
Hey there! Is that a new watch? I love gold. | |
Thanks for noticing, yeah, it's brand new. Just got in some fresh money. Maybe we should talk over some drinks tonight? |
Hey there! Mind if I walk next to you to the beach? | |
Sure, come with me. I'd like to be seen with you in public. |
Hey there, stud! Are you out shopping? | |
Hey, beautiful! I'm actually looking for a nice girl like you. |
Hey, baby! I was thinking about you. | |
I was thinking about you too, while jerking off. |
Hey, stud? What are you up to? | |
I was thinking that I was going to do stuff, but no inspiration. |
Hey, what's up? Do you like the beach? I'm such a big fan of it! | |
Yeah, I love it. Almost as much as I like your big fat titties bouncing up and down in my face. |
Hey! How is your day going so far? | |
Awful. I need someone to make me think about something else. | |
I forgot all about it from the moment I saw you. | |
It's good, but it's better now that you're here. |
How do you feel about masturbation? | |
I think it's normal for a guy to masturbate as often as he has the time. |
How should a pair of boobs look in your opinion? | |
The bigger, the better. I mean, look at you! Yours are just perfect! |
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I do yoga for recreation. Do you think I should continue doing it? | |
Oh, yes, please! You're probably pretty flexible, right? |
I give amazing massages. Where would you like one? | |
My tight abs have been waiting for a woman's touch for some time now. |
I have a groupie who is stalking me. What do you think I should do about it? | |
Show him to me. I'll take care of him. Nobody is messing with you from now on. |
I have so much studying left to do before the end of the semester. | I was valedictorian (answer for Lara) | |
I just had the longest day. How was yours? | |
Uneventful. Nothing ever happens! |
I like a man who takes charge. What would you do to show that you're a real man? | |
I like to carry you in my arms and to throw you onto my bed. | |
I would spank your ass and talk to you dirty! |
I like having good toys to play with, if you catch my drift. | |
Me too. They make sex more interesting and uninhibited. |
I love it if men have a good sense of humor. | |
Yes, and seeing you smile all the time since we met seems to be a good start. |
I love laughing. Do you know any jokes? | |
I'm actually quite a comedian. Maybe we could grab a drink and I'll make you laugh? |
I may be a virgin, but I know what I want. | |
Well, I can be strong and gentle. I can touch you tenderly. |
I need a guy who can also be my friend. | |
I could be there for you, talk to you, and then I could fuck your pussy and make all your worries fade away. | |
I'll be your father, your fuckboy and your friend. |
I think working out is so rewarding. | |
When you have an ass shaped like that, it is. |
I was wondering when you'd be hitting on me, 'cause I think you're kind of sexy. | |
Well bitch, the universe has shined a light upon your big ass. I'm single and ready to mingle. |
I'm shopping all day. What do you do? | |
I don't have a job. I'm just living a dream. | |
I'm drooling over your pesky breasts every time I see them. | |
Waiting for you outside the mall. |
I'm thinking about getting a job. What do you think will be best for me? | |
With that sexy body you won't have to work a day. |
If you could choose one, what would your superpower be? | |
The power of pleasing you, until you can't take it no more. |
Is it just me, or does my shirt feel like it's shrinking? | |
Rip off your clothes, I'd love to see your tits and ass bouncing freely. |
Is that a flashlight in your pants, or are you happy to see me? | |
Seeing your big titties made me cum already. |
It's almost the weekend and I don't have any plans. | |
I'm home alone and I was wondering if you'd like to watch a movie with me tonight. |
It's so hot outside. I think I'll go to the beach for some skinny-dipping. | |
The water could cool us both down a bit. Maybe I'll join you. |
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Look at that bitch! Her skirt is so short, she is almost naked! | |
Trust me, your ass looks 10 times better! |
My husband thinks that my breasts are too big. | |
I love them as they are. I can't stop staring at them. | |
I think they could be even bigger. | |
If he paid for them, he should not complain. |
My outfit is so uncomfortable. Maybe I should change it. | |
I got a boner just from looking at your ass. | |
I think your outfit is sexy and provocative. |
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Wait a minute, cowboy! Where are you going in such a rush? | |
My girlfriend is waiting for me! Just kidding, I'm all alone with this huge boner. Maybe you could give me a hand with that? |
Want to go for a quick swim with me? | |
Great idea! I will, however, let you know that I only swim naked. |
Want to join me for a quick dip? | |
Sure! Maybe some beach volleyball, too. |
What about some dirty talk in bed? Have you done it before? | |
Oh, yes! I love it! I could call you all kinds of kinky things. |
What are you doing here? Are you lost? | |
I came here hoping to find you. |
What are you doing tonight? Want to go out? | |
Sure. What do you have in mind? |
What are you looking for in a girl? | |
I like a smart, sexy girl, who can handle me in bed. |
What are you looking for in a woman? | |
Clear blue sky in her eyes, big tittes, and passionate about sex. | |
I'm looking for a girl who would call me daddy. | |
I'm not looking for a commitment right now. |
What do you do for fun? | |
I like going out and meet new, hot and fuckable girls, such as you. |
What do you like doing in your spare time? | |
I like to sneak up to your window and watch you get undressed. | |
I like to spend it in the company of a sexy girl like you. | |
Is masturbating an alternative? |
What do you like to do in our spare time? | |
I like going to the gym. A healthy body is very important to me. |
What do you think about blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls, such as me? | |
They are extremely sexy. The best thing about them is seeing them naked. |
What if my husband finds out about you? | |
Maybe he'll find about me while I'm giving you the orgasm of your life in your bed. |
What is your biggest fear? | |
That I would never get to have children. | |
That I would never get to know what your pussy tastes like. |
What kind of activities do you prefer? | |
Meeting new girls that are open to new sexual experiences. |
What kind of fantasies do you have? | |
To make you beg for my boner. |
What makes you happy? | |
Making some breakfast for my girl on a sunny Sunday morning. And see her wake-up face while cuddling with her. |
What type of girl do you like? | |
Just like you. Energetic, sexy as hell, and ready for anything. |
What would you do if I told you that I'm single? | |
I would definitely ask you to marry me. | |
I would slap your ass and pinch your nipples. |
What would you do if you'd win the big 1 million jackpot? | |
You know, I'd buy the beach bar I'm working in and an apartment. And of course, I'd give some money to my family. |
What would you do if your girl asked you to visit a vernissage? | |
I would be happy to go with her! And later on, I'll paint some masterpiece with cum on her tits. |
What would your dream-girl look like? | |
Well, I should put a mirror in front of you. |
What's the biggest compliment you've ever received? | |
A girl complimented my sex technique. I enjoyed that compliment very much. |
What's the longest relationship you've ever had? | |
Six months. But I would love to try to beat that with a girl who deserves it. |
What's the worst date you've ever been on? | |
What's your favorite way to have sex? | |
Really intimate, I like taking my time and making her scream at the top of her lungs. |
What's your idea of a perfect date? | |
Staying at home, ordering pizza and a bottle of wine and watching a movie! |
When did you lose your virginity? | |
On my 21st birthday party. A girl I used to have fantasies with gave me the best sex of my life. |
Where do you like to spend your time? | |
Having new experiences, wherever they would take me. | |
In my bed, watching TV and chilling with cute girl like you. |
Why are all men so obsessed with asses? My ex was talking about it all the time! | |
He talks about other girls' asses while being together with you? What an asshole! |
Why do men think their dick size matters so much? | |
Guys just link size to sexual arousal and pleasure. |
Would you mind grabbing a coffee with me real quick? | |
A coffee? With you? Hell, yeah! I might as well be dreaming. |
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