"... You leave me no other choice Ninjax my old friend."
Dramatically turns around raising his hand high in a ordering move. A loud warhorn blows as a massive army of chibi neko maids stands attention, armed with brooms cooking pans, dust cloth, washing sponges and many other dangerous items of house cleaning warfare.
something like this: https://youtu.be/TQq4LjSF2rc?t=53s
"Send forth the chibi Legion !
Reclaim our mofus and mofufus ! Leave no ninja hideout uncleaned, no ninja unwashed, no speck of dust undusted ! Slay the mold, burn the trash, throw out the garbage bags ! Leave no hikikomori shelter standing for those naruto wannabes to hide in !
TO WAAAAR ! >:3